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⚐ Report// Discussing Newton's method and approximation Alex L.: We can use the Taylor series! Schwartz: NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Schwartz vaporizes Alex with laser beam eyes*
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⚐ ReportDuval: So this student I had last year came up to me. Duval: And she said "Ms. Duval, I've never seen your calves before"
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⚐ ReportOlivero: I keep meaning to watch that show, but it’s only available with subtitles and I don’t really like reading
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⚐ ReportRose: I walked all the way across the street before I remembered Ostrander got us free lunch today
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⚐ ReportRose: I don't even know what I'm eating right now Rose: Someone just came in and gave me some baked goods
#9283
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⚐ ReportRose: Do you know those boys who always wear shorts even when it's freezing outside? Rose: I think my son's turning into one of those boys
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⚐ Report//after he asked a question that nobody responded to in less than 10 seconds Rose: This is just like when you ask someone if they've murdered someone, and they hesitate just long enough that it's weird. Like, this should be a quick answer.
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⚐ ReportStreet *sharing his screen*: and here’s a photo of me and Mr. Rose in a bar in LA
#9279
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⚐ ReportLodal: I know none of you want to be here. I don't want to be here. You can try to convince me that you want to be here, but I'll just call you a liar, and we'll leave it at that.