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#9096

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April 14, 2021, 10:12 a.m.

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Lodal: [Student], did you know you misspelled your name today? Lodal: I just wanted you to know. //nontrivial pause Lodal: I also wanted everyone else to know; not gonna lie. // lodal laughs

#9095

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April 14, 2021, 10:10 a.m.

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Lodal: Thank you for pretending to pay attention today. Lodal: You guys are the best.

#9094

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April 14, 2021, 10:09 a.m.

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Lodal: Sometimes there's that urge -- that you want to chuck something at someone across the room.

#9093

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April 14, 2021, 9:45 a.m.

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*Neuro presentation* Sam: Freud thought humor was release valve for repressed emotions and desires. Because Freud.

#9092

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April 14, 2021, 9:30 a.m.

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Coltin: Stinky poop tends to not care about gender

#9091

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April 12, 2021, 2:34 p.m.

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Martinez: You start seeing three vowels -- everybody loses it.

#9090

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April 12, 2021, 12:33 p.m.

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//Complex Schwartz: Get your real world applications out of my math. Math is strong and independent and don't need no applications.

#9089

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April 12, 2021, 12:11 p.m.

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Kirk, writing: If a lim (n -> inf) S_n does not exist then we say the series "S" *diverges* (and is trash 🗑️) // later, conclusions about a divergent series Kirk: It's not really a number. It's trash. It's not really useful to us. // later, conclusions about a different, more interesting divergent series Kirk: It's trash. ... It's beautiful trash; trash can be beautiful. // later, he calls another divergent series trash, draws trash can, then draws smiley face on trash can Kirk: And here's Grouch from Sesame Street. Kirk: Very bad version of Grouch from Sesame Street.

#9088

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April 10, 2021, 5:21 p.m.

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Student: [Student] is such a [student].

Y'all need to start naming names.

[Student]

#9087

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April 9, 2021, 10:09 a.m.

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Lodal: How dare you not be here in class! The consequences of this will be tremendous! Lodal: ... You won't know chemistry later in life! What're you gonna do?! Lodal: ... Get a job in something other than chemistry.