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#5306
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⚐ Report//precalc pd. 9 Student: Have you graded our parametric test yet? Rose: They're in my grading satchel. With a lot of other things to grade. Kinjal: You mean your man-purse? Rose: Yeah, it could be a man-purse...I guess...IT'S A FREAKING SHOULDER BAG, KINJAL!
#5305
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⚐ ReportJoon: Fine, you can have TWO dumplings. Donghyeon (taking 3 dumplings): 0...1...2. Joon: It's not an array of dumplings! You don't count from zero! //Donghyeon walks off with the three dumplings
#5302
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⚐ Report//Klein is discussing a Finnish volleyball coach, whom he invited to a restaurant in thanks for coaching the volleyball team for a day. //When quoting the Finnish coach, Klein lowers his voice until it is very hefty and thick Mr. Klein: "Some of his statements were golden, though. Like when he was talking about inviting me to Finland, 'we'll visit the sauna, then we'll swim in the ice lake' because apparently he has an ice lake in his backyard 'and then we'll go back to the sauna, and back to the ice lake, and...' and I'm just like, 'dude, that'll give me a heart attack! And like, shock!' And he was like 'Hmm, yea. My 12-year-old daughter would probably fare better than you.' And I said, 'so you're saying that I'm as tough as a 12-year-old girl?' And he responded 'No, she's tougher.'"
#5301
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⚐ ReportMr. Klein: "Later McMurphy discusses how he loses his virginity. We haven't gotten to that part yet. When we do, we're going to discuss and analyze it in detail." //Class snickers Mr. Klein: "Wait no, not that kind of detail!"
#5299
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⚐ Report//Discussing cartoons in Comp Religion Whitacre: If you think hard enough using you slightly older brains, you will see that most cartoons contain blatant drug references. Take Scooby-Doo for example: Scooby will do ANYTHING for Scooby-Snacks. You know what we call that now days? A drug addict. And come on, Shaggy just sounds like a pothead name. The van doesn't help either...
#5298
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⚐ Report//Student enters late into Comp Religion and hands Whitacre a pass Whitacre: Why are you late? Student: I was sleeping... Whitacre: Then why did you wake up?? You should've just kept on sleeping. It's your body's way of telling you something. It's like, I tried today, I couldn't do it...I'll try again in 24 hours!
#5296
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⚐ Report//During lunch, Erin is looking at Yannie's lunch, which is a blob of noodles Erin: It's like...one piece. Yannie: It's not one piece... Josephine: Oh One Piece. Is it Ace? Yannie: No. Ace is dead! Erin: No! You don't talk about that! Josephine: It's RIPAce? Erin: It that an enzyme?
#5291
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⚐ Report//9th period CAP Photo. Bustillos is explaining the 2nd quarter Independent Blog Post. Bustillos: The purpose of this Indie Blog Post is to get you guys to start dreamin'. Student 1: Why? We already dream enough -- in our sleep. Bustillos: Not that kind of dreaming. Dreaming as in what you wanna do with your life. Student 2: Why now? We're only in 9th grade! Bustillos: Y'see, when I was in 9th grade, all I did once I got home was sleep. //Class snickers. Bustillos: And that was the only thing I wanted to do -- sleep. I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life. Student 2: Is that why you're here...? Bustillos: Yeah. I don't want you guys to be like me. That's why y'all have to start dreamin'.
#5290
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⚐ Report//Beginning of 9th period CAP Photo. The class is settling down. Bustillos is getting ready to start class. He holds a glass food container and chews as he speaks. Bustillos: There is absolutely no eating in this class. //Class snickers. Bustillos: See this? [Shows class the bowl.] This is my lunch. I didn't eat during 5th period so I'm eating it now. Girl Student: What is it? Bustillos: [Says name of the dish.] Girl Student: Ooh...can we see it? Bustillos: Sure! //He walks down the middle aisle showing off his food. Boy Student: That looks good. Bustillos: It used to be. Y'see, I've been eating this same thing for the last 20 years. Every single day for lunch. //Class doesn't believe him. Bustillos: No, I'm serious. Every Sunday for the last 20 years, I make myself a big tureen of this that lasts me through the week for lunch. [Looks in disgust at his bowl.] I'm just so sick of this. It doesn't even taste like anything anymore. Girl Student: Then why don't you cook something different? What about [name of some kind of chicken dish]? Bustillos: Y'know, that's a good idea, [name of chicken dish]! But the thing is, I barely know how to cook anything. So I'm stuck with this.