#3766

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Nov. 8, 2011, 7:22 p.m.

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Rose: (loudly) Ok, so I'm gonna teach you this AWESOME method... (quieter) which I learned from [Teacher]. Student: Now, now... How hard was that to say?

#3763

55

Nov. 8, 2011, 10:42 a.m.

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//When discussing point deductions for sleeping kids during presentations Daniel: Can we just have Sylvia go around and slap everyone awake? Duval: No, we will not be hosting Slapsgiving in here. That's right, I make up words.

#3761

28

Nov. 8, 2011, 8:27 a.m.

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//Gross is reading something to the class. It uses only female pronouns. Jacky starts muttering. Gross: What was that Jacky? Don't go hating my female pronouns! //Jacky looks confused Gross: Yeah! You have a girl's name anyway! //Jacky is even more confused

#3760

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Nov. 7, 2011, 8:17 p.m.

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//ESS, 3rd period, Donaldson tells the class to go up to the front of the room //Hannah He's standing up in front of Jared who's sitting on the table Jared Lichtman: Hannah, you're too tall, can you please sit down? Hannah He: EEEEEEEE!!! (she starts jumping around happily and laughing) Hannah Tsai: Jared, you just made her day. Lily Durkee: Jared, I think you just made her life.

#3759

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Nov. 6, 2011, 12:26 p.m.

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//Starting Of Mice and Men in English class Clay: What is a physical characteristic of Man 1? Cathy: Small Clay: Rishab, what is a physical characteristic of Man 1? Rishab: Large

#3758

79

Nov. 5, 2011, 11:50 p.m.

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//Debate meet Patrick Shan: So we had the most boring crossfire, like, ever. At one point, the guy was like "I don't have any questions for you. Do you have any questions for me?" and I was like "No, I don't." And we just sat there and looked bored.

#3757

88

Nov. 5, 2011, 11:48 p.m.

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Swaney: So here is the money from all these countries in a bowl. Pass it around. (pauses) Don't be "ghetto". (rolls eyes) None of these bills are worth anything anyways. Actually, the most one bill is worth is, like, 20 bucks. I couldn't spend all my money, because I had to leave the country. Student: Is that from the time they chased you down with a helicopter and led you away with machine guns?

#3756

22

Nov. 5, 2011, 11:45 p.m.

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Dvorsky: So this class, we're going to learn classes. (pauses) Get it? Class: Haha...

#3755

04

Nov. 5, 2011, 11:44 p.m.

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Rose: So, what, did you just like look this up on Google? Student: Jack Phoebus has the computer in his brain. //one month later Adam Lott: We can just have Jack Phoebus google it. He has the computer in his brain.

#3754

77

Nov. 5, 2011, 11:42 p.m.

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//Adrianne and group are presenting Ad Slogan project Adarsh: So, are you like, serving the frosties melted? Adrianne: No, no- Adarsh: What?! Then, you should be serving them with a spoon! Adrianne: Umm...no. Adarsh: This is unacceptable! I eat my frosties with a spoon! //class proceed to argue on how slogan for frosties should be interpreted for next 20 minutes