#3215

1111

April 11, 2011, 4:49 p.m.

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//image of an electron microscope with false coloring Schafer: I want you all to note that unfortunately, this is NOT what cells look like. Ruggieri: Wait, what do you mean? Schafer: All those colors!  That's what turned me off to biology - I saw all those colored cells in the textbook, and then when I went and looked at them it was all boring!

#3214

44

April 11, 2011, 4:27 p.m.

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Porac: I hated the "thee, thou" crap. Who was that guy? Oh yeah, Shakespeare. I read the Cliff's Notes, and that was still the only time I almost took drugs in high school.

#3213

1212

April 11, 2011, 4:20 p.m.

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Thomas: Bob, we're not taking the optimum path. Bob: Well, now that we've started walking, it's become the optimum path. Myles: I hate it when that happens!

#3212

88

April 11, 2011, 8:26 a.m.

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//during sports stat while walking around Stein: Me no need regresssion line! Busting heads will do just fine! Me like hockey! ME LIKE HOCKEY! ME LIKE HOCKEY! (whistles)

#3210

2933

April 10, 2011, 10:09 p.m.

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//at mini golf Thomas (holding up a blue golf ball): How am I supposed to get rid of these blue balls when there's a five stroke limit per hole!

#3209

22

April 10, 2011, 6:56 p.m.

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Stein: It used to be, Ms. Dyas taught Analysis 1B with me. But she wouldn't teach the root test. So I made a deal. I'd teach fluid force, and she'd teach the root test. And now she's gone, and I don't teach fluid force.

#3208

88

April 10, 2011, 6:54 p.m.

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Stein: All the parents are mad at Mr. Rose. I try to protect him.

#3207

55

April 9, 2011, 10:28 a.m.

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Stein: Your first time...didn't it feel good?

#3206

1717

April 9, 2011, 8:02 a.m.

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Stein: Someone needs to pick up the clothes over here by the hose! Evan: Clothes before hose!

#3205

22

April 8, 2011, 11:25 p.m.

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Sagarika: RS, I put up with your porn talk, so you have to put up with this.