#3135

55

March 23, 2011, 7:14 p.m.

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Schafer (answering thinking puzzle): BOOYAH! PHYSICS!  Okay, next one! //Elliot starts reading the next one Schafer: Oh man, physics!

#3134

33

March 23, 2011, 6:49 p.m.

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Stein: (to students in the hallway) Stop hugging! That's how head lice are spread!

#3133

44

March 23, 2011, 4:01 p.m.

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//In a powerpoint about Tsar Peter //Pictures of feet appear on the slide Mogge: What does this tell us about Peter? Student: He had a foot fetish? Mogge: No, that's Mogge...Okay, moving on!

#3131

3133

March 23, 2011, 7:43 a.m.

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//Myles and John talking about effort forces Dvorksy: If you say push in my class, it better have to be about stacks. Myles: So if I have a stack, and I push it over... Hyun: Then it falls over into a queue! Sam: Or you can get a stack of seeds, push it over into a heap, which grows into trees.

#3130

11

March 22, 2011, 10:18 p.m.

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Stein: The nth term test for divergence has been officially recognized by the International Institute for Acronyms as NTT. If the acronym isn't registered by the International Institute for Acronyms, but you still use it, you can face up to 2 years in prison. So be careful on the AP.

#3129

1010

March 22, 2011, 10:16 p.m.

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Stein: I'm retiring from crossword puzzles. But it's like Brett Favre. I'll announce that I'm participating again next year. I told my wife this, and she was happy. She said that I could find better better things to do than 15 crosswords a day. And I was like "Nahhh."

#3127

77

March 22, 2011, 9:09 p.m.

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Medley: Radiation is a cause for mutations, which is the problem the people in China are currently facing. Class: O_o

#3126

1414

March 22, 2011, 8:24 p.m.

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Medley (Duval's sub): Mutations can occur because of radiation, like ultravelvet [sic] light and nuclear radiation. You know a lot of radiation is happening because of the earthquake in Chiner. Class: You mean Japan? Medley: You know what I meant, they're the same thing.

#3125

1010

March 22, 2011, 6:38 p.m.

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Stein: I apologize for the rampant sexism of the giraffes in this course.

#3124

103111

March 22, 2011, 5:34 p.m.

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Ms. Medley (Duval's sub): Chromosomal mutations occur in all living orgasms. Class: ... Class: Organisms! Ms. Medley: What? Orgasm. That's what I said. Orgasm.