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#2788
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⚐ ReportContreras: This keyboard is weird. Scott L: It's upside down! Contreras: That's not the problem.
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⚐ ReportStudent: Damn! You just ruined my mood. Whitacre: By ruining your mood, I improved mine. Moods cannot be created or destroyed.
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⚐ ReportDuval: I think that's about an 85. Jason: Wait. Yes. No. I think it's an 89. Wait. No. Duval: Anyway, probably about a mid B Jason: NO! You're doing your calculator wrong!
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⚐ ReportStudent 1: Do you have a calculator I can use? Student 2: (Pats himself down checking all coat and pants pockets)
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⚐ ReportFreshman: Wait, how do girls get horny? They don't have an inerect horn to begin with, right?
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⚐ ReportPham: So what answer you get? Theresa: D Pham: You sure? Theresa: Umm... I thought so. Pham: You sure it D? Or is that your grade?