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⚐ Report//Fillman's 9th period English class, reviewing for final exams... Fillman: See, this is a great essay! It's just FILLED with snoozalicious words and sentences! Viju: No wonder I'm sleepy...
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⚐ ReportJMa: Hey, what are you guys going to take next year and like major in? Mufasa: I'MA BE A LAWYER! JHyun: I don't know... what about you? JMa: I'll major in engineering and minor in political science... because they seems cool. JHyun: Haha, you can create a political machine! Mufasa: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!!!!
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⚐ Report//A while into 2nd period, the teacher still hasn't shown up. Student comes back from CAP office... Student: I just ran into Ms. Cullen and told her I was looking for [teacher]. Class: What'd she say? Student: She put her hand on my shoulder, gave me a really reassuring look and said, "Don't worry. I'll find her."
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⚐ ReportTheresa: I've never read The Princess Bride or seen the movie. Amir: Are you retired?!? Theresa: What?
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⚐ ReportSadie: It's applesauce. ... Richard Zhu: You mean like Chinese things that give you diarrhea?
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⚐ Report//Explaining exam week to the freshmen Templin: After your exams, go with your friends, or get your parents to give you a ride... If you don't have any friends... and you don't have any parents... go to the SAC and stare at other students.
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⚐ Report//Honors English 12 - during the course registration video, we're watching a movie Student: Hey Stelzner, Dr. Coleman's spying on you. Stelzner: What? Student: Dr. Coleman! He's outside the window! Stelzner: Don't worry. I can deal with him if I need to. Student: Yeah, we can beat him up!
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⚐ Report//While having storytime in ESS and Richard keeps asking questions‎ Richard: W-Wait, Mr. Donaldson, I have two more questions! Donaldson: Are you trolling me again?