#2703

33

Dec. 20, 2010, 10:44 p.m.

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//During Shakespeare Theater Workshop in the Auditorium (7th period) //After walking around with chests sticking out Theater Guy: So why do some people stick their chests out when they walk? Arec: 'Cause they have titties.

#2702

-812

Dec. 20, 2010, 9:04 p.m.

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Student: I am a princess, and I command you to give me your sweatshirt!

#2701

88

Dec. 20, 2010, 5:04 p.m.

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Austin H: Hey, guys, what's the Universal Application? Neel K: It's like the Common App, but it works on Mars.

#2699

1313

Dec. 20, 2010, 4:26 p.m.

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Anderson: You don't say 'you suck,' you say 'I feel that you are acting in a suck-like way.'

#2698

11

Dec. 20, 2010, 4:25 p.m.

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Anderson: Ah, you know what, there's a flame, I'm a moth -- BOOM.

#2697

1717

Dec. 17, 2010, 6:10 p.m.

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Teacher: So I'm having a little emergency, I'll be right back. *leaves room* //Students start laughing Ittai: Hey, I have a great idea! *pulls bag toward front of room* Okay, so I plug it in here...*pulls out a keyboard and amp* Oh, right, this outlet doesn't work, lemme fix that... //he finishes setting up and plays some notes Student: Keep playing, make it look like [Teacher]'s walking into a concert! Rafael: Sit in [teacher]'s chair! //music continues, teacher returns Teacher: Ah, music! *sits down* Ittai: Welcome back! *turns amp toward teacher, plays more music* Teacher: So do you know any Tchaikovsky?  Any Beatles? *lists more composers, to which Ittai responds with whatever music*  Well, what do you know? //people start to look in through window on the door Ittai (slow piano tune, speaking in a poetic voice with many breaks): So, [Teacher], here we are...We've known eachother for a long time...And we've had our moments...We've had our differences...I wrote this song, just for you...I hope you like it... //this goes on for a few minutes, and everyone applaudes (some standing ovation) when it ends Teacher: So now I have a poem and a song written for me! Ittai: Well, I um, know some more...*plays arbitrary music for the rest of the period*

#2696

88

Dec. 17, 2010, 5:39 p.m.

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//Rose is talking about hyperbola Rose: So if you're in a hyperbolic room .... JACK PUT YOUR PANTS ON!!!

#2695

66

Dec. 17, 2010, 4:41 p.m.

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Ms. Bosse: Some people have never eaten fava beens, and if they do they...die?

#2694

2222

Dec. 17, 2010, 4:32 p.m.

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PBE [looking at Einstein quote on the wall]: This is like something you would say, Mr. Rose.  You know, 'the holy geometry book'. Rose: Did you just officially compare me to Einstein? PBE: No, I just compared something he said to something you would say.

#2693

511

Dec. 16, 2010, 8:33 p.m.

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//regarding physics of music day MyungJee: Hey Alex, will you play with me? Alex: ... Katherine: Ehh...that's what she said.