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#2677

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Dec. 15, 2010, 8:10 a.m.

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// Billings, Patrice, and Viju are talking about how rain in India is formed instantaneously Patrice: Does sweat do the same thing there? Viju: Uhhh... no, the proteins and salt prevent it from condensing back Jason Ma: And that's why it tastes salty when you lick yourself! Everyone else: O_o

#2676

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Dec. 15, 2010, 7:44 a.m.

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Billings: It's too cold in here. //turns on a light Jason Ma: That's not gonna help. Brittany: Hey we should do it in the dark. ... Brittany: Noooo I have a shirt.

#2675

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Dec. 15, 2010, 7:34 a.m.

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Fillman: So Cherybdis would suck in the water, and then spit it out later. Evan: Bet Odysseus liked that. Fillman: Not appropriate.

#2674

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Dec. 14, 2010, 9:57 p.m.

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// about Radina getting a B on "Teacher's" test Teacher: Now you owe me ten cans! Alex E.: [suddenly interested] Wait, does that mean if I give you ten cans, I get an A? Teacher: No. Only if you are cute. Alex E.: . . . Teacher: That automatically disqualifies you.

#2673

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Dec. 14, 2010, 8:04 p.m.

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//Ian walks in with a funny hairdo Leah H: Does your forehead get wet?

His hair was pretty funny. It was straight out over his forehead like the brim of a hat. Unfortunately, the next day it wilted under its own weight. Its was also kinda wet that day outside.

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#2672

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Dec. 14, 2010, 8:02 p.m.

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Morgan drops a flashcard from her speech Morgan: Oops! Freeman: Bend and snap!

#2671

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Dec. 14, 2010, 8:01 p.m.

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Freeman: Excuse me, tubercular children. Quiet!

#2670

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Dec. 14, 2010, 5:47 p.m.

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Anderson: That's what makes the rabbits get together and say "let's establish Christianity".

#2669

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Dec. 14, 2010, 2:10 p.m.

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Rory: (sharpening pencil) Giles: (waiting) Rory: (still sharpening pencil) Giles: (getting impatient) Rory: (Still sharpening pencil) Giles: Rory!! Your pencil doesn't have to be sharp enough to murder someone!

#2668

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Dec. 14, 2010, 2:06 p.m.

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Yvonne: I just realized that I've never been out of the continent before. Megan: You've never been to Canada? wait...