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⚐ Report// Billings, Patrice, and Viju are talking about how rain in India is formed instantaneously Patrice: Does sweat do the same thing there? Viju: Uhhh... no, the proteins and salt prevent it from condensing back Jason Ma: And that's why it tastes salty when you lick yourself! Everyone else: O_o
#2676
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⚐ ReportBillings: It's too cold in here. //turns on a light Jason Ma: That's not gonna help. Brittany: Hey we should do it in the dark. ... Brittany: Noooo I have a shirt.
#2675
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⚐ ReportFillman: So Cherybdis would suck in the water, and then spit it out later. Evan: Bet Odysseus liked that. Fillman: Not appropriate.
#2674
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⚐ Report// about Radina getting a B on "Teacher's" test Teacher: Now you owe me ten cans! Alex E.: [suddenly interested] Wait, does that mean if I give you ten cans, I get an A? Teacher: No. Only if you are cute. Alex E.: . . . Teacher: That automatically disqualifies you.
#2670
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⚐ ReportAnderson: That's what makes the rabbits get together and say "let's establish Christianity".
#2669
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⚐ ReportRory: (sharpening pencil) Giles: (waiting) Rory: (still sharpening pencil) Giles: (getting impatient) Rory: (Still sharpening pencil) Giles: Rory!! Your pencil doesn't have to be sharp enough to murder someone!
#2668
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⚐ ReportYvonne: I just realized that I've never been out of the continent before. Megan: You've never been to Canada? wait...