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02

Sept. 22, 2010, 10:19 p.m.

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Shirley: There are lots of computer science competitions all over the world every day that children wake up and do. We do a small subset of those.

#2179

88

Sept. 22, 2010, 10:18 p.m.

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Anderson: I saw some hands up here... they were blossoming, but now they're dead.

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Sept. 22, 2010, 6:17 p.m.

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Teacher: What do you lose if you go to UMD and then Princeton graduate school? Andy Gilbert: negative $40,000

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Sept. 22, 2010, 1:59 p.m.

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//Going over answers to a crossword puzzle Whitacre: "Many family members live together." Well, most people call that mooching! "Irish Americans, for example." Criminals! "Students graduating from high school." That would be- Student: Dooming the world? Whitacre: Yeah, something like that. The world's doomed cuz you guys were born!

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Sept. 21, 2010, 8:47 p.m.

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Pham: Military, how you die?

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Sept. 21, 2010, 8:46 p.m.

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Pham: Keep it stupid, simple!

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44

Sept. 21, 2010, 8:43 p.m.

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Stein: Don't rip up money and put it in; are you nuts?

#2172

88

Sept. 21, 2010, 5:54 p.m.

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Sophomore: Will we burn anything in theoretical physics? Nils: Your minds.

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55

Sept. 21, 2010, 5:51 p.m.

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// Swaney pours generous dollop from a tall bottle into his coffee. Student: Ummm... what was that? Swaney: Vodka! I gotta get through the day *some*how!

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Sept. 21, 2010, 4:56 p.m.

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Roth: A student said on a test "I don't know the answer to lim(1/x^2) as x increases without bound. We only did 1/x in class." Then what did I do? Class: What? Roth: (Makes a gun gesture) Bam!