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#1972
77
⚐ Report//People are talking about humanities requirements (e.g. MIT HASS-D) and such Kamal: Mikey regards liberal arts as a pollutant. He has a personal exposure ceiling of 5 parts per hundred.
#1969
1818
⚐ ReportMr. Hammond: I know I'm doing a good job these days because I haven't been on Blairbash for a few months
#1968
66
⚐ ReportSwaney: Hey Nik, Luke's comin' to Blair next year. There's gonna be a little brother-on-brother action! I like it! Jack: Swaney, I didn't know you were into that kinda stuff. //Swaney shakes his head
#1967
810
⚐ ReportStein: Letsh talkch onlych inch hyperbolich //After going around and making us all say our "hyperbolic names" (for example, Steinch)
#1966
1414
⚐ ReportRose: Wait, stop being smart. First...*breathe* what does a shell look like? Mythili: Like a roll of toilet paper! Rose: Mythili, head always in the gutter. -Later- // Rose looks uup pictures of shells on a website. Rose [reading from website]: IF you think about, visually, a shell is like a...roll of toilet paper. Mythili: Booyah! Whose head is in the gutter now!
#1965
1717
⚐ ReportRose: No one's going to want to marry you if you don't know Calculus. Mythili: You're not married, are you... Rose: My girlfriend and I...we'll get married very soon. Mythili: Keep telling yourself that.
#1964
99
⚐ ReportRose: This is a classic calculus problem. Millions of kids across the world are doing this problem at this moment.
#1962
68
⚐ Report//during stat, about cousins, uncles, siblings Guodong: The data might be screwed up cuz in China, families are only allowed to have one child. Stein: Yeah, he's right. So if anything goes wrong, it's because China has a strict one family per child policy. //class laughs Stein: One child per family, one child per family!