#1922

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May 13, 2010, 8:47 p.m.

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//Looking at packets for the "college fair" in AP Eng. Lang: Shelley: Texas Christian University. That's the only University from Texas. Joy! Student: I read that as "Texas Chainsaw University!" Mr. Anderson: Don't go to Texas Chainsaw University... Student: Shelley WOULD go to Texas Chainsaw University.

#1921

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May 13, 2010, 8:41 p.m.

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//Watching a propaganda video... Mr. Moose: "By the wise administration of the Netherlands government"? Bullsh... sugar.

#1920

1010

May 13, 2010, 8:37 p.m.

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//During first period, Leah is applying makeup. Mr. Moose: Leah, put that crap away. Leah: I live in Rockville! Do you know how early I have to get up?! Alex Belov: I live in Rockville... Leah: You're also a boy. Alex: Good point.

#1919

66

May 13, 2010, 8:29 p.m.

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Mr. Moose: Nine-and-a-half cops out of ten are good people.

#1918

44

May 13, 2010, 8:27 p.m.

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Ms. Duval: Nilay, look at you, you're on fire!

#1917

88

May 13, 2010, 8:26 p.m.

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Ms. Duval: Anywho, look at the problem statement. How long is it? Aaron Burger: Three inches?

#1916

66

May 13, 2010, 8:25 p.m.

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Mr. Moose: The other reading is by this guy Shcherbatov. Russians have got these really cool names.

#1915

1717

May 13, 2010, 8:23 p.m.

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Mr. Stein: Yesterday, a kid of mine was late and I asked him why he was late and he said "because the bell rang two minutes ago."

#1914

713

May 13, 2010, 2:25 p.m.

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(Eli points to book on shelf: "Physics in the 20th Century") Eli: This book is 100 years late. Craig: No, it's 10 years late. Eli: No, it's 10 years and some months late. Craig: Fine, it's 11 years late. Eli: Prove it. Craig: Touche!

#1913

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May 13, 2010, 2:20 p.m.

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(Eli picks up a peice of paper and reads it) Eli: 16 pi Jack: Oo la la