#733

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Oct. 22, 2009, 8:38 a.m.

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David G: See, you're doing this the stupid way. It's like, you're describing a rabbit, and you say, "A rabbit is a mammal. It has a liver, a stomach, a spleen, intestines, a heart a brain, eyes..." and then talk about what all of those are!

#732

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Oct. 21, 2009, 7:12 p.m.

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//Shirley purchases pizza from Wylie, who is fundraising for Silver Quill Pham: Why you always eat pizza, drinking soda in the lab during my class?! Do your work! Shirley: Oh, sorry. *taps card, opens door, enters sysop room* //sysops, all of whom are eating pizza and some of whom are drinking soda, wave at Mr. Pham Pham: You guys-- //door swings shut Pham: *looks exasperated and walks away*

#731

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Oct. 21, 2009, 6:58 p.m.

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//finding centers of mass Schafer: Instead of having a hole, I'm going to add negative matter. So what do I get when I add matter and negative matter? Ben: An explosion. Schafer: NO! That's antimatter, this is negative matter. Two different things.

#730

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Oct. 20, 2009, 11:43 p.m.

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Yifan: Because all celestial beings are Indians.

#729

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Oct. 20, 2009, 10:32 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: Loomis, you just pulled another Loomis.

#728

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Oct. 20, 2009, 8:01 p.m.

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Swaney: The British visitors came to third period today. Jacob: Did they speak British? Swaney: *laughs* I probably shouldn't say this but... Amy Xiao was presenting on the European Union, and you could see their jaws drop. This was stuff they didn't know, and eleventh graders in America are learning it! [...] And then they stayed for my fifth-period on-level NSL class. The kids walked in the door and said, "Speak British! How do you say hello in Britain?" *laughs again* There's the entire spectrum of American education for you.

#727

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:53 p.m.

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Swaney: I hate to generalize, but I think that all Asian girls should teach handwriting.

#726

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:53 p.m.

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//Gilad says something mean to Swaney Swaney: Oh, so now that I've written your recommendations, you can pull out the rude? Gilad: You've written them already? Swaney: No... I haven't...

#725

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:51 p.m.

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//after one student accuses another of adultery Whitacre: Since when were you married? But you don't have to be married, as long as you're part of the team.

#724

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:51 p.m.

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//talking about the Ten Commandments Whitacre: Wasn't there something about coveting thy neighbor's ass and all that stuff?