#2618

44

Nov. 30, 2010, 10:46 p.m.

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//students spot a typo on a test Pham: I make mistake when I type, okay? Student: Why don't you proofread? Pham: Proofread?!? (laughs) You must be kidding me!

#2617

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Nov. 30, 2010, 10:44 p.m.

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//before Arne Duncan's visit, while students are taking a test Pham: (wanders out of the classroom and then returns) Whoa, they have people climb up to clean windows! Did you see that? This is ridic-a-lus! (pause) This *is* ridic-a-lus! (pause) I never see anything like this in my life, it become ridic-a-lus!

#2616

77

Nov. 30, 2010, 10:30 p.m.

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//discussing double integrals in polar Teacher: Since I was really angry at my 5th pd, I told them it was ARRRR dRdθ. And I know *looks at Contreras* some idiot is gonna be in the middle of the test, see a problem, and say ARRRRRR dRdθ, and everyone's gonna remember it. Danderson: So guys, just remember Polar Pirates. Student: I think those were called Vikings... Rafael: So Vikings solve integrals now? Teacher: Well, they were certainly pirates. *begins discussing the Vikings*

#2615

13

Nov. 30, 2010, 6:08 p.m.

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//reviewing test answers Clay: What was one event with Lennie and small creatures? Student: Weed. Clay: They did not know about weed...

#2614

22

Nov. 30, 2010, 1:23 p.m.

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//talking to Michael Z, who is right next to Daniel F Eugene: Why are you grabbing his hips? Michael: Because I love him...

#2613

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Nov. 29, 2010, 8:56 p.m.

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Daniel Chen: So Henok, is the basketball team like, all black guys or something? Henok: Well no. I mean, there's Justin, me, ... *pauses to think who else* OH WAIT. SHIT.

#2612

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Nov. 29, 2010, 11:44 a.m.

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Alex Epstein: [Teacher], I don't understand about big stick. What do you mean by that? [Teacher]: Well, if you came into my house at night you would see my BIG STICK!!!!!!!!!

#2611

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Nov. 28, 2010, 10:33 a.m.

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//a student mumbles an obscenity; stelzner (accidentally?) delivers a lesson in irony Stelzner: Hey, watch your mouth! What the hell's wrong with you? Damn it, Eric!

#2610

55

Nov. 28, 2010, 10:32 a.m.

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//injecting modern cultural relevancy into English class Stelzner: There's evidence that Hamlet wears black throughout the play, which is why he's now known as one of Shakespeare's emo characters.

#2608

77

Nov. 26, 2010, 6:59 p.m.

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Sahil: So, do you have any weird friends? Christine: Besides you? No. *Christine leaves, Sahil and Callie eat for a few minutes* Sahil: Callie? Callie: Yes? Sahil: CHRISTINE CALLED ME HER FRIEND!!!! *fangirl-esque motions*