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#2501
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⚐ ReportPham: You can spend time philosophy, uh... philosopher going to talk about it. And they have books and books and books.
#2500
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⚐ Report//teaching thermochemistry Pham: Eventually those will get oxidized. (points at desks)
#2499
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⚐ ReportPham: Okay everybody, grab lab book! Student: Why? What's happening? (pause) Pham (wide-eyed): WE GO LAB!!!
#2496
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⚐ ReportSchafer: So what is the best food that your mother cooks? Two Asian students at once: FRIED CHICKEN!!!
#2495
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⚐ ReportPham: You generate plenty of steam come out your mouth! Shakib: Yeah, like this morning I made a lot of steam. It was really cold. Pham: NO it was not cold! What are you, wimp or something?
#2493
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⚐ Report//eating brownies in anal chem Shirley: Hey Emily, need some help? (moves to take brownie) MLE: NOOOO Andrea: Hey, want another brownie? Pham: Noo, do not give to him or else he start to run around!
#2492
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⚐ ReportPham: Nobody from Mexico here? (looks at Andrea) Okay, I know you not. (pause) Plate from Mexico look very nice, they put thing in to make pretty. What they use? Radioactive material, otherwise look quite boring, you guy realize it?
#2491
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⚐ Report//defining a segment of a circle in math class Teacher: So you take your girlfriend out for pizza. You're going to eat the crust and let your girlfriend eat the pizza, because you're a man, right. //Awkward pause Teacher: Hell no! I'm eating the damn pizza!!
#2490
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⚐ ReportJohn Anderson: Raanan, you're like the loser version of me. Raanan: Hey, there's something we agree on!