#2409

11

Oct. 24, 2010, 2:35 a.m.

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//as Schafer walks through the class to the lab Pham: Oh, my ring, it costings bout tirty tousand.

#2408

2121

Oct. 23, 2010, 4:08 p.m.

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//Kathryn walks in late to ModSim (pd 9) after the pep rally Pham: Why you late? Kathryn: Well, I had to march back with the marching band afterwards and... Pham: No, no, you no get it. Marching band should walk faster! Kathryn: We had to wait for everyone else to- Pham: -laughing- No! Marching faster! Kathryn: What? No, we... Pham: -laughing harder- Why you try to explain? Is joke! Is funny!

#2407

55

Oct. 23, 2010, 3:02 p.m.

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//student is being grilled Stelzner: Why? Student: He looked classy. Stelzner: Why? Student: He was wearing a suit. Stelzner: Just 'cause you're wearing a suit doesn't mean you're classy. Trust me. //Stelzner is wearing a suit

#2406

55

Oct. 23, 2010, 3 p.m.

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Stelzner: Next year your professors will be experts in the fields they study. Write to them like they're experts! You don't have to pretend they're retarded.

#2405

66

Oct. 23, 2010, 2:59 p.m.

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//discussing symbolism of props in Waiting for Godot Stelzner: (writes on board) Leash -- Bondage Christina: Bondage? Stelzner: Yeah, you know, like imprisonment. Not the other...

#2404

99

Oct. 23, 2010, 2:58 p.m.

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Pham: Guy, you need to be hurry up, look at the clock! ...okay, clock dead, don't worry about it.

#2403

22

Oct. 23, 2010, 2:52 p.m.

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//summarizing the absurdist philosophy of Camus Stelzner: If someone attacks you because of your shitty haircut or you're a bad student or you must have stolen that purse, it doesn't really matter.

#2402

04

Oct. 22, 2010, 5:41 p.m.

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Stein: The Law of Large Numbers does not mean that it will make up for the eight babies that already happened.

#2401

99

Oct. 22, 2010, 5:38 p.m.

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Stein: Were you the one who told me you couldn't remember the name of Bing so you googled it?

#2400

3133

Oct. 22, 2010, 4:44 p.m.

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Billings: I'm counting my money ... from last night. Emily: Is that why it's all in ones?