#2388

99

Oct. 20, 2010, 9:08 p.m.

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Mr Rose: (after having chased down a student to get their test) That's the first time I've actually had to, you know, physically assault a student...

#2387

6668

Oct. 20, 2010, 9:07 p.m.

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Rose: So if there are five elements in the domain, and three in the codomain, let's assume that one set is guys and the other is girls, and they're all stuck on a deserted island. How many relationships... I mean, heterosexual relati... like, normal heterosexu... You know what, never mind.

#2386

1212

Oct. 20, 2010, 8:52 p.m.

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Fillman: Are you done with your synopsis? Richard: Yeah. He gets cockblocked and that's about it.

#2384

2830

Oct. 20, 2010, 5:48 p.m.

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Shirley: Impress all your friends! Instead of saying "Is today even or odd?" say "What is the parity of today?"

#2383

88

Oct. 20, 2010, 5:47 p.m.

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Teacher: If you use that as an eraser one more time, I'll erase your nose.

#2382

66

Oct. 20, 2010, 3:48 p.m.

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Ms. Abdul Rahim: If you see a mustache coming out it's because I'm on steroids! I actually want a mustache. (Pretends to twirl mustache) I could actually BE batman now.

#2381

1313

Oct. 20, 2010, 2:33 p.m.

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Ms. Gross: I've got..boobs on the mind. ...Don't put that on your stupid site.

#2380

2020

Oct. 20, 2010, 2:33 p.m.

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Stein: Canceling stuff out is like porn for math teachers!!

#2379

55

Oct. 19, 2010, 10:45 p.m.

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Ms. Roberts (in an extremely suggestive voice): Strip 'em, baby!

#2378

1010

Oct. 19, 2010, 6:28 p.m.

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Mr. Stephens: God created DNA! (See note)