#1561

11

Feb. 28, 2010, 5:18 p.m.

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//Czap is mad at Aaron for being distracted Czap: Aaron! Come and sit at the desk! Aaron: But I won't be able to see the Promethean board!

#1560

66

Feb. 28, 2010, 1:30 p.m.

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Gross: Let's go back to...or...I don't want to call it 'the standard model of rape'

#1558

66

Feb. 27, 2010, 11:34 a.m.

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//classroom discussion has turned to the recent snow Student: Do you believe in global warming? Whitacre: What, are you asking whether I support it? Yeah, global warming! Student: Okay, do you believe that global warming is happening? Whitacre: Heck yes I do. In the future, we're going to get even more moisture here in the mid-Atlantic. That means more snow for you guys...and for your kids. More parent-child together time. You can tell them stories! "I remember back when the snow..." And then they can tell you the same things that you tell your parents now. "Shut up and give me some tater tots and a pot pie. Shut up! My friends are coming over, so go to your room and shut up!"

#1557

3436

Feb. 27, 2010, 11:28 a.m.

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Rose: I've never actually met Mr. Hinkle, but thanks to Blairbash I feel like he's my best friend.

#1556

55

Feb. 26, 2010, 12:20 a.m.

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Andy Gilbert: It's like doing integrals only more sexy. Also more deadly.

#1554

15

Feb. 25, 2010, 9:06 p.m.

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Mrs. Balla: So we take the chickens, a little wine, some candlelight... and BAM! we take a look at the eggs.

#1553

1111

Feb. 25, 2010, 6:23 p.m.

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Student:What are they doing in the other room? Ms.Gross:Oh theyre watching racist cartoons. Amir: Like what? Uncle Tom and Jerry?

#1552

44

Feb. 25, 2010, 8:58 a.m.

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Stein: Last year, I won a backgammon set. You know those gift shops in Chinatown? I think Moody's went there and bought like 200, because they were really cheap!

#1551

77

Feb. 25, 2010, 8:33 a.m.

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Mr. Stein: I am not impressed with anything unless you can do it while you iron.

#1550

2325

Feb. 25, 2010, 8:24 a.m.

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Stein: Eli, do your work. Eli: How do you know my name? Stein: I know everyone's name. Jack: What's my name? Stein: I don't know.