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⚐ ReportStudent: Mr. Hinkle, have you ever drank moonshine? Hinkle: Uhhh, let me just say this: for a number of years I had a good friend from West Virginia... Student: Oh, that explains it! Hinkle: ...before he passed away from a certain drinking problem. And in our college and youth years from about 20 to 30, we did many things together that were-- Student: Gay? Hinkle: --risky. Like making your own West Virginia still, or eating things that you killed along the road.
#1522
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⚐ ReportHinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to a lot of places. And there is very few things that I haven't eaten. I've eaten things that I've caught, that I've trapped, that I've fished for, that I've shot... people say, "Hinkle, you ate that?" And I say, "yup!" Student: Roadkill? Hinkle: Yeah. Groundhog's not that bad. [...] Ya know, it's like you're hunting except you gotta kill it with your car.
#1521
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⚐ Report//Finishing up thermostats Vishnu: Mr. Schafer, can we test ours instead of theirs (motions to him and Lucas, then the other 2 guys who got something to work) Schafer: No! What do you think the word "team" means? //Later, after the other thermostat failed Vishnu (to other team members): If my design works, you guys owe me money! Schafer: But it won't cuz from what they've said, you designed it horribly. Besides, you already failed on the good one.
#1520
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⚐ Report//some students are tossing a ball during class Hinkle: Yo, shh! Are we having balls problems? Student: There's only one ball. Hinkle: So you only got one ball, and you're playing with it [...] and so are all the other guys at your table.
#1519
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⚐ ReportStein: Did you know there's a correlation between the length of your middle finger to your actual height? Student: Really? Stein: Go measure your middle finger! *student measures wrong* Stein: I ask you to do such a simple thing and you can't even do that? Student: .... Stein: Give me your middle finger! Straighten it out! You're not leaving until we get this right!
#1517
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⚐ Report//pd6 analysis1a Rose: So I'm going to go ahead and flip this inequality around, since I'm scared of greater-than signs. Class: <laughs> Rose: No, I'm being serious.
#1516
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⚐ Report*mr.rose is in the middle of teaching delta epsilon proofs and he's made a mistake somewhere, but where?* Rose: Okay, sorry, sorry. I swear I know what I'm doing...No. No. No. Why is it going wrong? Greg: I think it's the... Rose: No, wait. I know - No, I'm going to cry because it's wrong. Juan Diego: It's okay. Take your time.
#1515
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⚐ ReportHinkle: A cartel is a group of companies that controls the supply of a certain resource. Stefan: Like the Taliban?
#1514
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⚐ ReportBlitz: "I don't wanna get too close to a black hole. I don't even wanna throw my dog close to it."