#1328

46

Jan. 15, 2010, 8:38 a.m.

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Schafer: If you turn in a paper with zero sources, that's precisely how many points you're gonna get!

#1327

44

Jan. 15, 2010, 8:36 a.m.

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//the class period before the three-day snow vacation Pham: Make sure you have file on flo-- flash drive. Jacob: Because there might not be school next week? Pham: I didn't saying that! Hurwitz saying that, not me!

#1326

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:35 a.m.

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Pham: Santa, you not supposed to go that way. You supposed to go through roof.

#1325

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:35 a.m.

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//Shirley is looking for something in the physics back room //leafblower noises are emitted from the back room Schafer: There is no reason for you to have a leafblower in your hand. //Shirley emerges with no leafblower in hand Shirley: I don't! Schafer: But you did have a leafblower in your hand. Shirley: No comment.

#1324

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:34 a.m.

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Schafer: If I had to do it again, I'd probably pick a job that let me be outside and dirty all day rather than inside with you.

#1323

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:29 a.m.

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//during the linear algebra exam Pham: (to a student) You not need watch Mario's presentation. (to Angela) But you do! Angela: What? Pham: I telling you, you have to! Angela: Mario said he's doing it at science bowl practice. Pham: Yes. Angela: I have a dentist appointment. Pham: (in a malicious tone) Oh, I can take care of your teeth. //the whole class laughs Pham: What? You know I got into dental school?

#1322

66

Jan. 14, 2010, 8:30 p.m.

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//On review day, when no one asked any questions in the first 5 minutes of class Student: Wait, we're watching a video about wolves? Whitacre: Yeah, I love this stuff! Student: But what about review? Whitacre: Screw you, you had your chance! This is my time to relax!

#1321

33

Jan. 14, 2010, 7:15 p.m.

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//In English class, a student is fiddling with a box of tic tacs and a hairband... Dr. Simel: Wait, what is that? Student: What, the tic tacs? Simel: No, the other thing. Student: It's a piece of cloth. Simel: Oh. I thought it might be your comfort blanket or something.

#1320

35

Jan. 14, 2010, 5:23 p.m.

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Student: so how do you get rid of the little fishy thing? //trying to ask how to remove alpha (α) from the equation

#1319

33

Jan. 14, 2010, 2:50 p.m.

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//three sysops can't figure out why the school website is loading so slowly Eric: Have you Googled it? Jacob and Shirley (in unison): What do we Google? "Apache is slow."