#1046

04

Dec. 4, 2009, 8:34 a.m.

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Ms. Sloe: I have some tenth graders in that class, but they're idiots.

#1045

11

Dec. 4, 2009, 8:33 a.m.

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Ms. Sloe: Oh good Dennis, you're doing your karyotype! Good boy, good boy.

#1044

1414

Dec. 4, 2009, 8:13 a.m.

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//some students in Comp Meff have not completed Analysis IB, and others have yet to complete AP Calculus AB A. Pham: Guys, we doing the quiz now! Students: Quiz? Pham: Derivative quiz! Some of you may be at the disadvantage, but just doing it!

#1042

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Dec. 4, 2009, 8:09 a.m.

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Pham: You know [student]? He not doing any of the wuhk! Mr. Wolstein tell me that he not turning in the homewuhk. So Wolstein going and yelling at him. But also, I had him for the -- what you call? -- Chem R&E! He not doing the project at all! He just say, "this project stupid, I not doing it." Shirley: So did you tell him that he's stupid? Pham: No, why I doing that? Shirley: Because he insulted your project! Pham: No, but Wolstein yelling at him every day now.

#1041

99

Dec. 4, 2009, 8:06 a.m.

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//A teacher who bears a strong resemblance to Sarah Palin is in the lab //Jacob opens a picture of Palin and starts dong a side-by-side comparison Pham: What you doing? Shirley: Don't they look similar? Pham: Noooo, no. Hair is different. But she has the square face, you guys seeing that?

#1040

48

Dec. 4, 2009, 8:04 a.m.

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Pham: Just doing it.

#1039

55

Dec. 4, 2009, 7:56 a.m.

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Hammond: The one who's blond or the one who's Latina? Shirley: Not blond. Hammond: Then the one with the Latina name. Jacob: As opposed to the blond name? Hammond: Stop being smart.

#1038

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Dec. 4, 2009, 7:34 a.m.

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Schafer: Make like a banana and split! Reckson: No, make like a tree and leave! Schafer: Oh, you have no idea what you just started. Make like a goalie and GET THE PUCK OUT!

#1037

99

Dec. 4, 2009, 4:10 a.m.

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Piper: Parkinson's law states that work expands to fill the time available. Snyder: Is there an analogous law for procrastination? Piper: We can call that the Snyder corollary.

#1036

1418

Dec. 4, 2009, 1:48 a.m.

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Student: Is true this museum has the largest human scrotum ever? Bosse: Well, it's the biggest I've seen.