#5701

46

Dec. 16, 2015, 8:31 a.m.

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// This is on the bus ride to school. Both bus drivers are on the walkie-talkie. Bus Driver 1: So, did you notice anything interesting lately? Bus Driver 2: Well, there is a candy cane campaign at Home Depot, but that's it. //Some time passes Bus Driver 1: So, did you get any? Bus Driver 2: Yeah, I got some. What about you? Bus Driver 1: I almost bought the whole lot! Bus Driver 2: That's A LOT of candy canes. Where'd you keep them? Bus Driver 1: Oh, well, some of them are on my steering wheel.

#5700

15

Dec. 15, 2015, 5:44 p.m.

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//Talking about finals, grades, etc. Piper: Mr. Rose got his recommendations in! //Ryan and Laura go into hysterics

#5699

99

Dec. 15, 2015, 5:40 p.m.

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//As Mr. Street walks out of Blair, he finds three students locked outside that want someone to let them in //Mr. Street stands inches from the door, staring at the students for several minutes

#5698

77

Dec. 14, 2015, 9:14 p.m.

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Oldham: We're going to stop Ride at measure 118 on Middle School Music Day, because I don't think Noah Buchholz wants to get up into the stratosphere 9 times in a day. Noah: No, it's ok! Oldham: Your lips are going to be shot. Noah: No, I'll feel great! Oldham: No. Noah: At least admit that your real reason for doing this is to save Richard's ears! Oldham: No, I couldn't care less about Richard's ears.

#5697

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Dec. 14, 2015, 9:02 p.m.

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//Infoflow: Are you Smarter than a Blazer? Trunk, host: "In what continent are the Pyrenees Mountains?" Timmy, contestant: "Uhh...Asia!"

#5696

88

Dec. 14, 2015, 11:04 a.m.

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Ryan Tse: I'm bad at life, but I'm worse at math.

#5695

22

Dec. 14, 2015, 9:09 a.m.

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//Giles comes into 3rd period English to return a lunchbox. Giles: Is this anyone's lunchbox? //A student comes to take it. Giles: Now don't forget your lunchbox again. Oh, by the way, I already ate the pizza.

#5694

1010

Dec. 14, 2015, 9:07 a.m.

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// In Giles class learning stuff Giles: See? Solving these problems isn't hard! Even Ryan Cho agrees. //Class turns to see Ryan Cho snoring in class. Giles: Alright, guys. After we finish learning math, if he's still sleeping, let's all slowly walk out of the room and turn off the light.

#5693

11

Dec. 13, 2015, 6:24 p.m.

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//Comparative Religion with Whitacre //He's talking about the movie "Jesus Camp" (went something like this) Whitacre: There's this lady who runs a camp that indoctrinates little kids. And she says that in the Middle East, the Muslim kids are learning to fight, and they're so committed to their religion, and she wants Christian kids to be just as committed. Seems like she should be--but I digress.

#5692

79

Dec. 11, 2015, 9:30 p.m.

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//reading a document in History that is strongly against communism and anarchism Daniel: ... no alien, advocating the overthrow of existing law and order in this country, shall escape arrest and prompt deportation. Russel: Where have we heard this before? Shwetha: TRUMP! //later Russel: How can we describe anti-immigrants? Class: Ethnocentric! Racist! Daniel: Trumpesque!