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#5532

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Sept. 10, 2015, 7:43 p.m.

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Schwartz: I write objectives on the board, like a *good* MCPS teacher!

Objective: reach the first TFAE (The Following Are Equivalent), which we did.

linalg, schwartz

#5531

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Sept. 9, 2015, 9:55 p.m.

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//Magnet Precalc Period 8, Talking about factoring methods Giles: Doing slide and divide is like trying to eat a rock. It's not food!

Notes: Slide and divide is a weird process where the first two steps aren't equal to the original expression but the final somehow one is. Makes sense? (No, it doesn't.)

giles, precalculus, precalc

#5530

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Sept. 8, 2015, 10:41 a.m.

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Mrs. Frels: Whenever you walk outside in the spring and see your car covered in pollen, always wipe off the flower sperm.

#5529

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Sept. 8, 2015, 6:16 a.m.

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// Over Gmail Raphael: Eyob, can I have you for lunch? Raphael: I mean, can I meet with you during lunch today?

#5528

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Sept. 7, 2015, 7:01 p.m.

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Stein: I just found out there's an English class on the third floor now. This is a problem, because I like to wander into classes sometimes and see what they're doing, but I can't do that in English classes... //pause Stein: Because they aren't doing anything!

#5527

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Sept. 3, 2015, 9:01 p.m.

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//Pham during physical chemistry 9th period. Pham: *Looks are Urjita's notes during class* "Your handwriting too neat for magnet. Are you sure you are magnet? It look like it printed from computer or something."

#5526

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Sept. 3, 2015, 8:22 p.m.

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//in Analysis B listening to Stein yelling out in the hallway Stein: They have an English class on the third floor?!? This is unacceptable! I'm telling Ostrander //after coming back to class Stein: So guys, I don't know if you've heard, but there's an English class on the third floor. I like wandering into classes and interrupting the teacher, but I can't do that now. In English classes, nothing goes on. //class begins to get out phones and tweet his quote Stein: Wait don't tweet that! There's plenty going on in English. It's just...different

#5525

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Sept. 3, 2015, 7:13 p.m.

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//Pham picks up headphones Pham: These some big headphones. Why you have them? Only Mr. Schafer qualified to use these.

#5524

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Aug. 31, 2015, 7:07 p.m.

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//First Day of School Schafer: What am I going to do this year? Usually when there are two students with the same first names I call them by their last names, but I don't really feel comfortable doing that this year. I can call you "Mr. Zhu", but it doesn't work with him. *points to Daniel Schaffer*

#5516

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June 19, 2015, 8:02 p.m.

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//#5515 reminded me of this: //ARML 2014 Student on Team B: It's pretty cold in this stadium. Does anyone else think it's cold? (Other students murmur in agreement) Proctor (from Western Mass.): Nah, it's pretty warm out. Although I do get why you'd think it's cold, 'cause you all are from Montgomery, Alabama Students: ...we're from Maryland. Proctor: Oh wait really? Raymond: Would there be this many Asians in Alabama?