#5312

55

Dec. 11, 2014, 9:35 p.m.

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Stein: I have three sons...no wait...I have one son... Class: *giggling* Stein: But the other two sons are daughters!

#5311

1820

Dec. 11, 2014, 8:32 p.m.

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[Student]: I like how they're finally cracking down on the people who sneak out to Chipotle during lunch, because now the lines are really short when I go.

#5310

1414

Dec. 11, 2014, 5:08 p.m.

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Mr. Klein: "Ok guys, get to work. It's column-reading time, not snow-watching time." Student 1: "Snow?" Student 2: "Snow?" Class: "SNOW?!" \\Entire class looks out the window and just notices that it's snowing

#5308

1212

Dec. 10, 2014, 7:03 p.m.

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//Email from Pham around Spring Break Hi, I know you are tired for all these days without Mr. Pham.  Anyway, I posted on Edline 2012 AP Chem practice.  The answers are at the end of the test.  DONOT look at the answers.  After completing the test yourself, score it.  Bring the test and sore to school on 04/21/14.  If you do not have anything to do, I will post another one on 04/23/14. Mr. Pham

#5307

66

Dec. 10, 2014, 5:14 p.m.

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Schafer: I really love watching golf Student: Yeah, it's really interesting if you watch it carefully. Schafer: No, it's because I get the best naps. There's this beautiful scenery, it's so tranquil and quiet, I'm laid back watching and then suddenly *snore*

#5306

44

Dec. 10, 2014, 5:10 p.m.

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//precalc pd. 9 Student: Have you graded our parametric test yet? Rose: They're in my grading satchel. With a lot of other things to grade. Kinjal: You mean your man-purse? Rose: Yeah, it could be a man-purse...I guess...IT'S A FREAKING SHOULDER BAG, KINJAL!

#5305

2129

Dec. 10, 2014, 5:06 p.m.

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Joon: Fine, you can have TWO dumplings. Donghyeon (taking 3 dumplings): 0...1...2. Joon: It's not an array of dumplings! You don't count from zero! //Donghyeon walks off with the three dumplings

#5302

68

Dec. 9, 2014, 9:24 p.m.

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//Klein is discussing a Finnish volleyball coach, whom he invited to a restaurant in thanks for coaching the volleyball team for a day. //When quoting the Finnish coach, Klein lowers his voice until it is very hefty and thick Mr. Klein: "Some of his statements were golden, though. Like when he was talking about inviting me to Finland, 'we'll visit the sauna, then we'll swim in the ice lake' because apparently he has an ice lake in his backyard 'and then we'll go back to the sauna, and back to the ice lake, and...' and I'm just like, 'dude, that'll give me a heart attack! And like, shock!' And he was like 'Hmm, yea. My 12-year-old daughter would probably fare better than you.' And I said, 'so you're saying that I'm as tough as a 12-year-old girl?' And he responded 'No, she's tougher.'"

#5301

66

Dec. 9, 2014, 6:19 p.m.

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Mr. Klein: "Later McMurphy discusses how he loses his virginity. We haven't gotten to that part yet. When we do, we're going to discuss and analyze it in detail." //Class snickers Mr. Klein: "Wait no, not that kind of detail!"

#5299

1313

Dec. 9, 2014, 10:46 a.m.

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//Discussing cartoons in Comp Religion Whitacre: If you think hard enough using you slightly older brains, you will see that most cartoons contain blatant drug references. Take Scooby-Doo for example: Scooby will do ANYTHING for Scooby-Snacks. You know what we call that now days? A drug addict. And come on, Shaggy just sounds like a pothead name. The van doesn't help either...