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⚐ Report//Justin makes loud sucking noises Justin: Sorry I have to suck out all of the milk. Justin: I have retained some instincts from when I was a child. But I was never a child. I sprung from the womb as a ninth grader
#12240
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⚐ Report// Scibowl tryouts Yunyi: Ok, buzz in and then say your name. Gugan(after buzzing): Vas deferens. Kian: Hi. Andy: I'm him.
#12239
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⚐ ReportRose: The Law of Ones states that if you have a nice teacher, (x - 1) and (x + 1) will be factors Also Rose: *gives an equation where (x - 1) and (x + 1) are not factors*
#12238
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⚐ Report// Talking about PSAT day Otto: That's a really odd day. Glenn: But it's an even day, haha! Glenn: I'm funny, dammit! // Later Glenn: You guys look like you're a week away from being violently sick. Glenn: I have to tell you guys to come.
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⚐ ReportDelaney: Uhhhh lymph nodes...they're like Baltimore. Delaney: Has anyone been in Baltimore, on purpose before?
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⚐ ReportLeo: Can I go to the bathroom? Stein: It depends on how successful your toilet training has been in your early years. Stein: Do you have any idea how many times I've made that joke in my 30 years of teaching? Stein: Easily into the thousands.
#12233
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⚐ Report//drawing triangles-in-square proof of Pythagorean theorem Rose: I'm not even putting in much effort, and it's coming out kinda well. Rose: This has been a lesson on effort. //Rose proceeds to absent-mindedly walk backwards and knock over a stack of boxes
#12232
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⚐ ReportRose, drawing a terrible square and getting criticised: Sometimes, teachers need some positivity, such as by lying. //students compliment Rose's continued drawing, which is still terrible Rose: See, I know you're lying, but it still makes me happy. Positivity's just like that.
#12231
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⚐ ReportSubstitute: I'm gonna take attendance, maybe 10 years from now -- I mean, 10 minutes from now.