#11584

55

Feb. 16, 2023, 6:37 p.m.

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Student 1: Is that rocket league mobile? Student 2: Yeah Student 2: Its a fun game, but I can feel my value in society decrease the more I play it

#11583

44

Feb. 16, 2023, 2:52 p.m.

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Michael Wang: So there's this thing called the Santa Anna surprise. Michael: Which is not a real event, I made this term up.

#11582

77

Feb. 16, 2023, 2:49 p.m.

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Seat: *Typing in "B-i-s-m" as the password for the world quiz* Victor: Bismillah!

#11581

2020

Feb. 16, 2023, 1:35 p.m.

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Delaney: it’s not foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool

#11580

79

Feb. 16, 2023, 9:22 a.m.

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Mr. Moose: Don't do drugs, but get high in history instead.

#11579

911

Feb. 16, 2023, 9:16 a.m.

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// Learning about the right hand rule for magnetism Schafer: You're driving your car down the street and you see someone with their thumb. Schafer: Public service announcement: don't hitchhike. But remember that your thumb is for velocity. Schafer: You're now pulling in the neighborhood, and you little kids running around in the neighborhood. Schafer: One of the kids goes "bang bang bang"! What is he representing with his hand? Students: A gun? Schafer: And what comes out of a gun? Students: A bullet? Schafer: And the first letter of bullet is B, so the index finger is for the magnetic field. Schafer: Now I'm coming home and both boys are playing and the dog is running all over the place. Schafer: So now I go to my wife and ask her how things are going and she goes *shows middle finger* Schafer: Remember that middle finger is for force.

#11578

1414

Feb. 16, 2023, 8:47 a.m.

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Schafer: We're going to learn how to use our middle finger today. Schafer: Some of you think you're really good at it.

#11577

1616

Feb. 15, 2023, 3:26 p.m.

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Chikara: Apocalypse Now is known for the scene where he goes “Wow, there’s really an apocalypse now.”

#11576

1212

Feb. 15, 2023, 3:19 p.m.

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Kaluta: people thought the third-pounder [burger] was smaller than the quarter-pounder, because “oh four is less than three!” Kaluta: this is why so many people died of covid.

#11575

1010

Feb. 15, 2023, 2:10 p.m.

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// printer in 215 turns on Schafer: the weird thing is, that’s probably Mr. Hammond sending me a message.