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Feb. 29, 2024, 1:09 p.m.

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Pundzak: Make sure to stab and twist, right? Didn't your dad teach you that?

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Feb. 28, 2024, 3:20 p.m.

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Cirincione: Old people are great, but there are two big problems with them. Cirincione: There keep being more of them and they keep not dying

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Feb. 28, 2024, 3:18 p.m.

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Glenn: Watching people do dissections is really cool. Glenn: Some people are really meticulous and organized while others are like "rip the head off! let's see the entrails!"

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Feb. 28, 2024, 1:55 p.m.

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// Kelin is out cold sleeping on the desk Schwartz: *folds up paper ball, throws it at Kelin, ball hits his shoulder* Schwartz: Good morning Kelin, wake up!

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Feb. 28, 2024, 1:46 p.m.

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Jacobs: Take Astronomy, learn about electric ghosts!

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Feb. 28, 2024, 10:21 a.m.

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Bosse: Take a look at all of the guys in the room. Bosse: They all look pretty good. Bosse: But guys only have 1 X chromosome!

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Feb. 28, 2024, 9:47 a.m.

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Glenn: When I was having dinner with 10 people in Ecuador, I saw a grasshopper roughly this size [6 inches or so] Glenn: This is why my friends dad calls me "gringa loca" Glenn: Because when the grasshopper flew into the middle of the table, 9 people ran away screaming Glenn: I walked closer and caught it in my hands.

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Feb. 27, 2024, 4:53 p.m.

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Smolen: "...Skibidi."

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Feb. 27, 2024, 3 p.m.

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Alex Joseph: Why is DDT called the Brittney Spears of pesticides? Glenn: I don't know...maybe because it's toxic?

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Feb. 27, 2024, 2:54 p.m.

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Glenn: My mom told me "when I had you I drank a can of beer every night, but when I had your sister I smoked and drank beer". Glenn: Uhhh thanks mom? Isak: Are you going to use that as leverage over your sister when you get into an argument with her? Glenn: Oh no, I have much better leverage against her.