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#3786

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Nov. 15, 2011, 7:57 p.m.

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Goldburg (passing out quizzes): This quiz has a little bit of multiple choice, some short answers, and a whole lot of love.

#3784

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Nov. 14, 2011, 8:31 p.m.

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Stein: And then I became a stalker.

When discussing how he told the SAT math director that he was his brother.

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#3783

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Nov. 14, 2011, 8:31 p.m.

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Stein: Sachin's favorite ice cream flavor is...Mr. Stein? Sachin, I'm not an actual flavor! Sachin: But you will be.

Sachin writes names on the blanks in Mr. Stein's tests rather than an answer (in this case, for favorite ice cream flavor)

analysis, stein, sachin

#3782

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Nov. 14, 2011, 5:29 p.m.

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//talking about x= parabolas Rose: Some parabolas are just born sideways. (emotionally) That doesn't mean we should love them ANY LESS!

#3781

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Nov. 14, 2011, 4:48 p.m.

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Clay: That's the nicest way I've ever heard someone describe Curley. I mean, come on. He's a poopyhead jerkface.

Talking about Curley from Of Mice and Men

clay

#3780

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Nov. 14, 2011, 4:47 p.m.

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//Student is asking Street about his 3-view drawing Student: So is it okay if the "top" drawing is below the "side" drawing? Street: No, that's not okay! Student: Well, what if I turn it on it's side like this? Street: No, that looks retarded!

#3779

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Nov. 14, 2011, 10:20 a.m.

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Rose: So let the equivalence relation here be "made out with", and if you look at any two objects, then you'll see they made out with each other. So this is like, a movie about teenagers.

#3778

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Nov. 14, 2011, 9:11 a.m.

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Katelin: Guess what, I'm president of ceramics club! Evan: Guess what, I'm president of I don't care! It's like ICARE, but with a "don't" in the middle.

#3777

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Nov. 14, 2011, 1:39 a.m.

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//When talking about eliminating the parameter of parametric equations by substituting in for sin(t) instead of solving for t Rose: You don't have to get him all naked... you know, just leave his clothes on and stop whenever you're ready.

#3776

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Nov. 12, 2011, 7:20 p.m.

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//While Mr. Schafer is talking about energy problems, William Xu's phone starts to ring. William: Ughh, ughh it's my dad. //William is about to pick up the phone. Schafer: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DON'T PICK IT UP! YOUR DAD KNOWS YOU'RE AT SCHOOL! Student: Why can't you just turn it off??? William: Ughh, I don't know how to.