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#12435

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Nov. 1, 2023, 10:15 a.m.

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Kelin: How many tests do you have to grade still? Mr. Rose: You're not supposed to ask that. That's like asking how much money I have in my bank account. Kelin: So are you starting tonight? Rose: No, tomorrow is the grading day. MCPS told me I have to grade *tomorrow*.

#12434

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Nov. 1, 2023, 1 a.m.

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Rose: what crime should we commit Nicole: …jaywalking Rose: jaywalking? Rose: ok. jaywalking. I like that

#12433

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Oct. 31, 2023, 1:53 p.m.

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Ella: My highest achievement is never being Blairbashed.

#12432

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Oct. 31, 2023, 12:30 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Did you know that sigma balls means the same thing as some of deez nuts?

#12431

99

Oct. 31, 2023, 12:28 p.m.

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Smolen: I would prefer an odd number, because I'm anal about that. Smolen: Oh no, that's going on Blairbash.

#12430

57

Oct. 31, 2023, 12:11 p.m.

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// Eli Parks is wearing a hot dog costume Eli: wanna touch my weenie? Leul: of course, i'd rub your wiener Leul: gimmie some of that glizzy

#12429

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Oct. 31, 2023, 12:11 p.m.

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Jamie: To each their own, I guess. Hillel: No, to each MINE!

#12428

012

Oct. 31, 2023, 11:44 a.m.

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Eric Shi: Dear "The Skibidi Ohio Rizzler", I have been notified that you are in fact a scaley and have connections with velociraptors. THAT IS MY SCALESONA. GO AWAY.

#12427

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Oct. 31, 2023, 10:24 a.m.

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//Mr. Cole is dressed as a troll for halloween Ryan Kelting: are you a smurf? Cole: close enough

#12426

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Oct. 31, 2023, 10:21 a.m.

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Cole: Are you two feeding each other? Cole: That's cute