#12352

1414

Oct. 19, 2023, 9:58 a.m.

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reanna: *breathes* cuadrado: STOP BEING DRAMATIC

#12351

1212

Oct. 19, 2023, 9:47 a.m.

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Woodward: Dr. Delaney is a man with a beard, and teaches like 8 different subjects Woodward: Ms. Glenn does not have a beard

#12350

1212

Oct. 19, 2023, 7:20 a.m.

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Eric Chen: It's easy to kill someone, but giving birth is not

#12349

2828

Oct. 18, 2023, 7:34 p.m.

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//before UMD Maths Competition Ostrander: The more students make dumb mistakes such that I get to correct them, the happier I am. //later Ostrander: I'm perplexed. Schafer: Hi, perplexed. I'm Mr Schafer! //Half the students present erupt into thunderous applause Ostrander: You all have clearly never been entertained in your lives if you clapped for that.

#12348

1111

Oct. 18, 2023, 5:43 p.m.

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// Going over weight training quiz Charles: Some of you guys did really well. Charles: Some of y'all were smoking or high while taking this. Charles: Or maybe I am the one that's high right now. Charles: In what world does bench press work the glutes?

#12347

1416

Oct. 18, 2023, 3:49 p.m.

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Gugan: I wish I was a fungi Gugan: Then I could mate with everyone! Gugan: Even without their consent!!!

#12346

913

Oct. 18, 2023, 1:26 p.m.

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Bannister: Oh shit, there is another one. //Proceeds to not react Student: Umm, what did you just say? Bannister: I said a bad word. Bannister: I do not normally curse that much. I just say "oh shit" sometimes. Wait, I just said it again. //Proceeds to go on long-winded explanation of his childhood and his mother swearing a lot.

#12345

66

Oct. 18, 2023, 1:22 p.m.

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Delaney: you can’t make insulin and copy your entire genome at the same time Delaney: that’s the myth of multitasking

#12344

22

Oct. 18, 2023, 1:20 p.m.

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Delaney: when you are born—everyone’s born

#12343

66

Oct. 18, 2023, 1:11 p.m.

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Delaney: if you go to the gym to get swole…or whatever the kids call it…