#12260

77

Oct. 5, 2023, 12:34 p.m.

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//chaotic glenn anthology, october 5 "So if you want to remember rhodophyta, I have a story about a cat I had named Rhodie, spelled like Rhode Island" "So one day I saw two pitbulls near my car, so that meant my cat was under. I grabbed a broom and chased them off" "Rhodie was fine, but the owner showed me a picture of the dog and on one hand its face was horribly mangled, completely shredded, but part of me was like 'go, Rhodie!' " "The owner of the pitbulls was like 'oh, next time you see them on your property you can shoot them' and I just didn't know how to react to that" "I have many stories from the South. One time I drove into a driveway and the owner of that house came out charging with a shotgun over his head yelling 'get off of my property!'" "So anyways, where were we? Oh right! Rhodie drew blood, rhodophyta are red!"

#12258

33

Oct. 5, 2023, 10:52 a.m.

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Johnny: What are your thoughts on pizza on pineapple? Johnny: Everyone talks about putting pineapple on pizza, but nobody talks about putting pizza on pineapple.

#12257

1414

Oct. 5, 2023, 9:01 a.m.

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James: how does the electron think? Lodal: it doesn't it just goes into the lowest energy state Lodal: Just like some people in this class. They don't think and do the least work possible. Lodal: Chaewoon. Lodal: I'm just going to casually throw shade at people who aren't here

#12256

1616

Oct. 5, 2023, 8:53 a.m.

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Stein: You know, if you just go to a pub, you'll probably find 1000 missing teachers, drinking beer and having a great time.

#12255

99

Oct. 5, 2023, 8:28 a.m.

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Lodal: German words are such good words for naming things Lodal: it makes them seem important even when they aren't

#12254

216

Oct. 5, 2023, 8:25 a.m.

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Elliott: You know that trip, they pay for Jews to go to Israel for ten days? Elliott: I applied for that, even though I'm not Jewish Elliott: I got rejected

#12253

1111

Oct. 5, 2023, 8:07 a.m.

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James Attis: but zero isn't a positive number Lodal: you're so technically correct it hurts

#12252

1212

Oct. 4, 2023, 6:51 p.m.

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Schwartz: I have a math degree! everyone: *claps*

#12251

1313

Oct. 4, 2023, 6:27 p.m.

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//Innovation about PSAT day, advising students to eat a good breakfast Rose: There's no picture for breakfast. That's sad. //Rose advances the slide; a picture of breakfast pops up Rose: Oh! I spoke too soon! //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause

#12250

88

Oct. 4, 2023, 6:25 p.m.

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Rose, to Chikara: Sometimes, you'll just want to put on headphones, and get really focused, and do the entire packet [of Fitch-style proofs] all over again, listening to some heavy metal, maybe.