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#12035

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Aug. 31, 2023, 9:21 p.m.

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// We were writing qualities a good gym teacher should have Charles: You guys want me to be God or something.

#12034

46

Aug. 31, 2023, 8:26 p.m.

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Gus(struggling to read what he wrote): Oh that's what it says. I can't read my own handwriting. Jacobs: Will I be able to read it then?

knowing English teachers, she'll prob be fine

gus, jacobs

#12033

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Aug. 31, 2023, 8:09 p.m.

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// Jacobs AP lit; class is silent Jacobs: I’m a creep // more silence Jacobs: I’m a weirdo

what the hell is she doing here? she doesn’t belong here

lit, jacobs

#12032

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Aug. 31, 2023, 4:10 p.m.

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Rose: "If you wash the dishes, I'll give you a cookie." This is what a parent might say -- I'm a parent. Rose, later: This is a good way of parenting -- bribery. Rose, later: What if he doesn't wash the dishes, but I give him a cookie anyway? This is 21st-century parenting.

#12031

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Aug. 31, 2023, 4:09 p.m.

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Rose: I am not an expert at anything

"i should get a sign that says that" no context needed, cf 11589, 11781, 11374

logic, rose

#12030

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Aug. 31, 2023, 10:24 a.m.

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Smolen: "I cut open a brain named Tim and ate it... Yunyi, come out."

P4 Phil Orch, second day of class. We were doing an activity where Smolen tried to match what someone did over the summer to the student.

brain, yunyi, orchestra, smolen

#12029

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Aug. 31, 2023, 9:39 a.m.

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Smolen: "This will be a death to the match! ...I mean, a match to the death!" Ricky: "Why not slapboxing?" Smolen: "No, no. That is Week 2 material."

P4 Phil Orchestra, second day of school. Smolen wants to get the class' energy going with a Rock Paper Scissors tournament.

ricky, orchestra, smolen

#12028

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Aug. 31, 2023, 7:16 a.m.

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Ethan: I have hydrophobic ears but a homophobic heart. Ethan: I’m not sexist I just hate women.

#12027

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Aug. 30, 2023, 9:08 p.m.

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Mr Jimenez: what are you excited for this year? AP Psych Student: the ap psych exam

#12026

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Aug. 30, 2023, 9:07 p.m.

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Alem: I've been repressed around children