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#11687

-13

March 16, 2023, 12:57 p.m.

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//suffering in kabir bankole’s class kabir: you must deny reality

how is he paid money

kabir

#11686

99

March 16, 2023, 12:38 p.m.

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rose: every time you draw a triangle you get smarter

//mod note: ΔΔΔΔΔΔΔΔΔΔΔΔ now i'm a genius

triangle, rose

#11685

44

March 16, 2023, 9:54 a.m.

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O'Donovan: I'm betting that I can make 5 people sleep in class today.

#11684

77

March 15, 2023, 10:06 a.m.

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Rose: An infinite number of people can fit on a beanbag chair. That's just a beanbag fact.

#11683

99

March 15, 2023, 10:03 a.m.

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Rose: we all share a car and a house, aww how cute, it's like a little hippie commune!

#11682

1414

March 15, 2023, 9:52 a.m.

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// half day all period day Smolen: Teachers are quitting left and right. Why not bring down the whole school system?

#11681

1515

March 15, 2023, 9:32 a.m.

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Jerry Jing: Sorry, I had something with my first period teacher. O'Donovan: That's...cap. *Class explodes*

#11680

66

March 14, 2023, 1:21 p.m.

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Jing-Ray: "It's a beetle with a rocket in its butt!"

Delaney, walking by: "...What." // mod note: I guess that accurately describes bombardier beetles

beetles, delaney, bio

#11679

68

March 14, 2023, 1:14 p.m.

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Stein: Uriel, are you interested in becoming a fish farmer? Uriel: No... Stein: Who here is interested in fish farming? //Nikki tentatively raises her hand but no one else Stein: Nikki is interested in fish farming, and I can see why. Stein, to Uriel: I don't see why you aren't. It's very lucrative and you get to spend time with fish! Uriel: Then why aren't you a fish farmer, Mr. Stein? Stein: I only found out about it later in life. Uriel: It's never too late. Stein: Well, I'm retiring in four years. Maybe then I'll become a fish farmer.

#11678

715

March 14, 2023, 1:03 p.m.

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(In ADSA, learning about boolean algebra) Student: STOP BOOLEAN ME!!!

Mr. Sahu had just entered the room

adsa, sahu