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⚐ Report> WWI lesson Gibb: How can you be an experienced suicide bomber? Gibb: That means you're not any good!
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⚐ ReportSchafer: If we were to interview 100 people about what physics equations they know... Schafer: 85 would run away, 10 would say e = mc^2, and 4 would say f = ma. Schafer: And one special person would say some special equation. Schafer: The return rate is low because most people would scream and run away.
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⚐ ReportAnderson: So now, let's move on to number 5... Anderson(squinting eyes): ...artist's shit. //later Anderson: There's been some dispute about the actual contents. Andy, quietly: Taste test!
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⚐ ReportO'Donovan: Two things give me uncontrollable rage. O'Donovan: Stupid drivers and computers!
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⚐ Report//Quantum In-Class Problems Schafer: Ok, Group 1. Nathan, Steven... Schafer: *sees Armand's entire name* ...Armand. //Later Schafer: Now, I think these answers are correct... Schafer: But there may be those among us... Schafer: Right, you heard me.
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⚐ ReportHenry, presenting on the Battle of Stalingrad: You see that? That's scientific notation. Henry: Whenever you're talking about deaths in scientific notation, something bad happened.
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⚐ Report// Watching the Egyptian band play the Russian anthem Yunyi: I'm surprised that Egypt's sand hasn't been turned into glass. Yunyi: I'm not pro Russian, I'm a KGB spy!