#11589

99

Feb. 17, 2023, 1:03 p.m.

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Rose: I am not a genius. And I am doing great.

#11588

99

Feb. 17, 2023, 12:20 p.m.

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Eric: As a socialist, I want to chat with other people.

#11586

-22

Feb. 16, 2023, 10:37 p.m.

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> Romantic Music presentation **Mr Gibb starts playing the clip from Apocalypse Now with Ride of the Valkyries** **turns the volume up**

#11585

1313

Feb. 16, 2023, 7:09 p.m.

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//Schwartz holds up a large plastic hoop Schwartz: I have a stuff-detector. It detects stuff. When stuff goes thru it, it will detect the stuff. Class: Wow //Schwartz opens the window and holds up stuff-detector to it Schwartz: This is a stuff-provider. It brings in stuff, like wind. The stuff-detector will go "waah!" [wiggles hoop excitedly] Class: Wow //later Schwartz: I could fit the stuff-detector in the window, if only this bottle [on the water-dispenser] weren't here. Schwartz: It's almost empty -- does anyone need water? //various students take water excitedly //eventually one of them takes the last of it, Schwartz removes the bottle in amazement Schwartz, mounting hoop in bottle's place: Now I have a stuff-detector stand! //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause

#11584

55

Feb. 16, 2023, 6:37 p.m.

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Student 1: Is that rocket league mobile? Student 2: Yeah Student 2: Its a fun game, but I can feel my value in society decrease the more I play it

#11583

44

Feb. 16, 2023, 2:52 p.m.

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Michael Wang: So there's this thing called the Santa Anna surprise. Michael: Which is not a real event, I made this term up.

#11582

77

Feb. 16, 2023, 2:49 p.m.

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Seat: *Typing in "B-i-s-m" as the password for the world quiz* Victor: Bismillah!

#11581

2020

Feb. 16, 2023, 1:35 p.m.

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Delaney: it’s not foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool

#11580

79

Feb. 16, 2023, 9:22 a.m.

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Mr. Moose: Don't do drugs, but get high in history instead.

#11579

911

Feb. 16, 2023, 9:16 a.m.

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// Learning about the right hand rule for magnetism Schafer: You're driving your car down the street and you see someone with their thumb. Schafer: Public service announcement: don't hitchhike. But remember that your thumb is for velocity. Schafer: You're now pulling in the neighborhood, and you little kids running around in the neighborhood. Schafer: One of the kids goes "bang bang bang"! What is he representing with his hand? Students: A gun? Schafer: And what comes out of a gun? Students: A bullet? Schafer: And the first letter of bullet is B, so the index finger is for the magnetic field. Schafer: Now I'm coming home and both boys are playing and the dog is running all over the place. Schafer: So now I go to my wife and ask her how things are going and she goes *shows middle finger* Schafer: Remember that middle finger is for force.