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#7829

-15

Jan. 3, 2019, 1:14 p.m.

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Student: That saxophone has like a million knobs on it, and one of them is for volume.

Saxophone drowned out guitar

#7828

4141

Jan. 3, 2019, 12:45 p.m.

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// January 2, Math Team meeting: Reynald and Kaz are giving a lecture about their SRP on hats Efe: *Eating a box of french fries* *Schwartz walks over* Schwartz: (points to a sculpture) WHAT’S THAT? Efe: *Turns to look* *Schwartz steals a handful of fries and stuffs them in his mouth*

#7827

3236

Jan. 3, 2019, 9:14 a.m.

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Noam: Jesus, Homer's such a trash writer. None of his language has any deeper meaning. How are we supposed to analyze it. Let's just make stuff up. *Max and Noam look at the passage for a couple minutes* Max: "O Hermes, ever with your golden wand" Max: I'm pretty sure she's referring to something else

#7826

018

Jan. 3, 2019, 8:24 a.m.

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Sloe: Can you explain a few things to us? They're all confused. Ostrander: They're tenth graders, they should all be confused --- Sloe: Are we hiring more security guards? Ostrander: No. Ostrander: Why would we need them? Our students are all well behaved...

#7825

4444

Jan. 3, 2019, 8:17 a.m.

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Sloe: I want there to be an open lunch so that students can go get Starbucks for me.

#7824

2022

Jan. 2, 2019, 7:34 p.m.

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//Logic period 7 Rose: You know, for the longest time I didn't realize that the ball drop was just a stupid thing they did on television. When I was 5, I thought it was like some astronomical ball the size of the moon dropping down on us. On New Year's Eve, my parents were out to a party, which happens like once every 2 years. They hired this babysitter who made me sleep at 8, and I told her to wake me up at midnight to see the ball drop, but she didn't, she probably just left. I was so mad and just cried for an hour because I thought I missed the astronomical ball drop. Anson: Ahhh! He was SWINDLED by the babysitter!

#7823

1426

Jan. 1, 2019, 6:22 p.m.

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//Lena on hangouts Lena: Biophys? how- what is that, physics with living things? Like, i throw this mouse. great. how much force can it withstand before it dies?

#7822

2424

Dec. 28, 2018, 9:57 p.m.

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//video of a class for precalc c to watch over winter break "because it's easy" Rose: Pretty quiet here... Alone in a room by myself... No one to blame... But myself...

no one to blame but himself for assigning SO MUCH HOMEWORK OVER WINTER BREAK https://youtu.be/_Ersogsswl4?t=1315

precalc_c, rose

#7821

4042

Dec. 28, 2018, 2:26 a.m.

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//During 8th period Logic //Hinkle stands at the door staring into the classroom for a good 15 seconds Rose: Are you gonna come in? Hinkle: *walks in and hands paper over to William (student)* If you ever have any trouble with this guy tell me *talking to Rose* Hinkle: 'Cause in my class he is always ... asleep //Hinkle starts walking out Hinkle: Is this a math class? In my class they need to know ... I'm sorry to say ... you know what? ... subtraction //Hinkle walks out Rose: I shared a classroom with this guy for an entire semester and I would just sit in his class during my free period listening to him speak. And his speech is so addictive. I caught myself saying "You know what?" suddenly all of the time. Then I realized, I needed to get out of there.

#7820

2531

Dec. 22, 2018, 4:28 p.m.

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Tad: sugar cookies are the worst of all cookies!!! Lodal: You’re the worst of all cookies.