#7218

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Feb. 12, 2018, 10:35 a.m.

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// Today is February 12 Whitacre: Today is Darwin's birthday. I put up a poster since we should have a Darwin Day, but we don't. Whitacre: The thing is that while today is a great day, in two days we will have a really crappy one. // confusion Whitacre: How many of you are participating in this Valentine's Day madness? KAZ: Oh, I thought you were talking about the AMC!

#7217

810

Feb. 12, 2018, 10:35 a.m.

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Whitacre: Valentine's Day is the only day where you can legally do things without being called a stalker.

#7216

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Feb. 12, 2018, 9:52 a.m.

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//Street walks in to AChem Pham: By the way, you know Miter Street is Asian, right? Students: ?? Pham: He married to Asian wife, and he have two kids who are half Asian half white. So it's 1/2 + 1/2, that's 1 total, so he Asian! Street: It's more like 1 + 3, or maybe 2+4. Brian plays the viola, he got into an Ivy league college, and he's married to an Asian girl. He's Asian. But my other son, he plays the saxophone and he plays... Lacrosse... and he's married to a white girl. He's white!

#7215

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Feb. 12, 2018, 9:42 a.m.

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//Whitacre hands out a reading //A little later, Whitacre looks at Shwetha’s desk Whitacre: Where’s your reading? //Shwetha picks out a packet from the bottom of a pile of papers on her desk Whitacre: After just several seconds, it’s at the very bottom of the pile! It’s like a card trick-- whup! Here it is, at the bottom!

#7213

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Feb. 11, 2018, 12:55 a.m.

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//Estimathon Jane Street employee: Please put your smartphones and smart people away.

#7212

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Feb. 9, 2018, 4:31 p.m.

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Moose: I'm a fascist dictator, and if you don't do it by Tuesday, I'll kill you all.

#7211

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Feb. 9, 2018, 11:34 a.m.

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Stein: I would go into a rainforest, arouse an iguana, and then measure their dewlap. If the dewlap is at least 30 cm long, then I will kidnap it.

#7210

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Feb. 9, 2018, 10:14 a.m.

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//SRP Period 4 Bosse: Tyler, what should you not do in an interview? Tyler: Don't do drugs. Bosse: Are we sending him out for an internship?

#7208

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Feb. 9, 2018, 7:35 a.m.

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//Anika makes a noise at the end of lunch Street:Are you ok? Debkanya: Yeah Street: No, I meant her. She sounds like a small animal caught in a trap

#7207

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Feb. 8, 2018, 11:37 p.m.

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//Student pronounces "h" during Spanish class Cuadrado: We don't pronounce the "h" en Español. ¿Comó se dice "hello" en Español? Students: 'Ello