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#12219
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⚐ ReportLodal: Emotionally priceless but economically worthless. That's what children are.
#12218
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⚐ ReportStein: You know how when you make smores, the graham cracker always breaks? Stein: What if when you make the smore, instead of using the graham cracker, you use the chocolate so the sandwich doesn't break?
#12217
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⚐ ReportCharles: Oh man I'm going to have to pray after this class. Charles: I need Jesus. Charles: I don't even need to do any of this. Charles: The teacher evaluator comes twice every 4 years and all I need to do is act nice and pull wool over his eyes.
#12216
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⚐ Reportsomeone: do you think your kids are going to be in magnet Lodal: no they're too stupid
#12215
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⚐ ReportRandom Freshman: So my mom is a yoga teacher… Another Random Freshman: I thought she was a Quaker.
#12214
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⚐ ReportDiego: How much nose cartilage would you have to damage to pull someone's brain out? Diego: I'm asking for no particular reason.
#12212
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⚐ Report// doing a logistic word problem Kirk: give me 5 words *sheep, foot fungus, ducks, toenail clippings, speed trig* Kirk: see the last class was more creative, they didn’t just pick things they could see around them.
#12211
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⚐ ReportAnon: i feel like being a lawyer is kind of funny Anon: it's like mock trial but not mock