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⚐ Report//about to spin coins For Science Kaluta: We're going to use nickels, because I can't afford quarters.
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⚐ Report//Spinning nickels until it stands its edge in FOT Raun: The probability of this happening is still higher than college acceptance rates
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⚐ Report// Talking about schedule changes Erik: I don’t wanna take study hall for 4th next semester, took it last year and it was boring as hell. Erik: Didn’t even do shit in that class.
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⚐ ReportAndy: How old is Dessa? Schwartz: She's turning 14 this year. She's an old lady. Joshua Wang: So just like my sister!
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Dessa's birthday is on the same date as my brother's. So every year, I call my brother, and I say: Schwartz: "Justin, it's a very special day today. It's Dessa's birthday!" Schwartz: He has a friend with the same birthday as me, so every year, on my birthday, he calls me, and says: Schwartz: "Jeremy, it's a very special day today. It's [friend's name]'s birthday!"
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⚐ Report// Rao pd. 9 Misha, presenting to his group: This song is about how society places a lot of pressure on women's bodies. Dagmawi, from across the room: Nice.
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⚐ Report// Trying to balance a coin on the edge Kaluta: Oooh ah ah gah! Jerry Song: Kaluta is going Goblin Mode.
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⚐ Report// French Pd. 3, we're writing skits about family Kanza: Why is everyone's story so weird? Over there, we have a boy married to his grandmother, and here we have someone in love with their cousin! I'm a French teacher, not a relationship coach! Student: You also have a man cheating on his boyfriend with his boyfriend's sister, who's also his sister-in-law, who's also his sister's best friend. Kanza: I give up.