#11392

1515

Jan. 6, 2023, 9:51 a.m.

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Carlos: Mr. Stein, did you get a haircut? Stein: I had them all cut.

#11391

66

Jan. 5, 2023, 5:52 p.m.

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Mrs. Hart: A student teacher asked me if they could use the bunsen burners to make s'mores and I said "sure, if you want to poison everybody!" Mrs. Hart: Don't use bunsen burners for roasting marshmallows.

#11387

1010

Jan. 5, 2023, 11:52 a.m.

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Stein: You guys better win so I get $1000!

#11386

810

Jan. 5, 2023, 8:01 a.m.

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Andy: a little academic dishonesty never hurt anyone.

#11385

-26

Jan. 5, 2023, 7:59 a.m.

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Will: Me? yeah, I'm running for the prime minister of Great Britain.

#11384

35

Jan. 5, 2023, 7:52 a.m.

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//Kayden is absent in 2nd Period Isaiah: Are you Kayden me?

#11383

48

Jan. 4, 2023, 8:47 p.m.

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//during english class fox: ok smurfs, now let's talk about colons literally everyone: what

#11382

55

Jan. 4, 2023, 5:57 p.m.

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Schwartz: Here are three examples I like to do. And by me, I mean you.

#11381

55

Jan. 4, 2023, 5:55 p.m.

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Schwartz: Can you agree that PIP^(-1) is I? I is PIP^(-1)? I am PIP^(-1)? Stephen: pip install joke

#11380

1111

Jan. 4, 2023, 5:53 p.m.

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Schwartz: A week ago, it was eight degrees outside, and now it's too warm. Schwartz: You guys have to survive on this planet 20 years longer than me, and I'm already in trouble. Schwartz: Good luck!