Blairbash.org

Search Quotes 

#11461

66

Jan. 24, 2023, 5:20 p.m.

⚐ Report
//about to spin coins For Science Kaluta: We're going to use nickels, because I can't afford quarters.

#11460

1616

Jan. 24, 2023, 12:11 p.m.

⚐ Report
//Spinning nickels until it stands its edge in FOT Raun: The probability of this happening is still higher than college acceptance rates

#11459

68

Jan. 24, 2023, 10:24 a.m.

⚐ Report
// Talking about schedule changes Erik: I don’t wanna take study hall for 4th next semester, took it last year and it was boring as hell. Erik: Didn’t even do shit in that class.

#11458

1111

Jan. 23, 2023, 4:50 p.m.

⚐ Report
Andy: How old is Dessa? Schwartz: She's turning 14 this year. She's an old lady. Joshua Wang: So just like my sister!

#11457

88

Jan. 23, 2023, 3:59 p.m.

⚐ Report
Schwartz: Dessa's birthday is on the same date as my brother's. So every year, I call my brother, and I say: Schwartz: "Justin, it's a very special day today. It's Dessa's birthday!" Schwartz: He has a friend with the same birthday as me, so every year, on my birthday, he calls me, and says: Schwartz: "Jeremy, it's a very special day today. It's [friend's name]'s birthday!"

#11456

1616

Jan. 23, 2023, 2:50 p.m.

⚐ Report
// Rao pd. 9 Misha, presenting to his group: This song is about how society places a lot of pressure on women's bodies. Dagmawi, from across the room: Nice.

He kept digging himself into a deeper hole after that // mod note: there seems to be a precedent of rao p9 always being a hot steaming pile of chaos

dagmawi, misha, rao, english

#11455

88

Jan. 23, 2023, 2:08 p.m.

⚐ Report
Rose: Blame it on my broken rib, sorry!

he fell down at a kid's playground, and apparently his rib is broken

rose

#11454

77

Jan. 23, 2023, 1:17 p.m.

⚐ Report
// Trying to balance a coin on the edge Kaluta: Oooh ah ah gah! Jerry Song: Kaluta is going Goblin Mode.

#11453

99

Jan. 23, 2023, 10:42 a.m.

⚐ Report
// French Pd. 3, we're writing skits about family Kanza: Why is everyone's story so weird? Over there, we have a boy married to his grandmother, and here we have someone in love with their cousin! I'm a French teacher, not a relationship coach! Student: You also have a man cheating on his boyfriend with his boyfriend's sister, who's also his sister-in-law, who's also his sister's best friend. Kanza: I give up.

#11451

1111

Jan. 20, 2023, 5:13 p.m.

⚐ Report
George: There are two types of teachers. Normal ones, and Mr. Rose.

He makes very good explosion and racecar noises with his voice

rose, george