#8573

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March 27, 2020, 8:07 p.m.

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//bracklinn on a groupchat we had a shelf fall down in our house yesterday cuz it yanked its nails out of the wall, and i was like "you know i could draw the diagram of stress on the components and try to determine the maximum weight we can put on this when we put it back up" and actually use something from kaluta's class. but then I didn't because that would be silly

#8571

-3050

March 19, 2020, 2:03 p.m.

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Ms. Roberts: Ok, so who's brave enough to volunteer? Various members of the orchestra: AREEEEEEEEB Ms. Roberts: Reave Aleeb alone! Various members of the orchestra: ALEEEEEEEEB

#8570

-525

March 16, 2020, 5:32 p.m.

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// Pd 3 Precalc Hari: Mr. Kirk, you should friend me on the Switch.

#8569

3236

March 13, 2020, 1:24 p.m.

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//Period 7 Statistics, day before corona break //Class has just discussed how the disease can be modeled by a logistic function Stein: See! I told you on the first day! The most important classes are Health, NSL, and statistics. There's a disease, so that's health. The government can't do anything because it's dysfunctional, so that's NSL. And stat... Student: That logistic function is calculus!! //Stein peppers it with dots with a whiteboard marker Stein: Now it is

#8568

1517

March 13, 2020, 1:14 p.m.

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//7th period cogo, talking about coronavirus break Matt: Now would be a great time to get a gun.

#8567

3131

March 13, 2020, 1:11 p.m.

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//7th comparative government Cirincione: It's not the end of the world. Just the end of civilization.

#8566

2022

March 13, 2020, 12:08 p.m.

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Lidz: discrete math is better than curing cancer.

#8564

4343

March 13, 2020, 10:13 a.m.

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//biochem Bosse: What's in the bag? Lillian: My mom told me to give this to Kaluta to thank him for giving me the opportunity to do exploravision... I thought it was a gift, but I just looked inside and it's a bunch of cleaning wipes. Bosse: You know, cleaning wipes are super valuable right now. Coronavirus is especially bad for older people, too, so Mr Kaluta probably needs them.

#8563

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March 12, 2020, 1:49 p.m.

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*Elia walks in a couple of minutes late to SRP* Bosse: YOU HAVE TO UPDATE YOUR RESUME

#8562

100104

March 11, 2020, 2:59 p.m.

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//9th discrete Rose: do you guys think of yourselves as adults? *nobody raises their hands* Rose: This generation is so... When I was your age, I was all like (angry face) 'I don't need you! I'm tall, I know all the math facts, I can go rock climbing..."