#7192

-46

Feb. 4, 2018, 12:18 p.m.

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Jessica: Oh! I have a class with Jesus! Daphne: ... who? Jessica *pointing at Simon*: Isn't his name Jesus? Debkanya: What? No, that's Simon! Jessica: Last year you said his name was Jesus. Debkanya: No... Jesus is another kid. Jessica: Oh. Later Jessica *sees Simon in hallway*: HI JESUS!

#7191

4042

Feb. 2, 2018, 5:50 p.m.

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Reynald: Do you know why I don't like communism? It makes game theory less interesting.

#7189

44

Feb. 2, 2018, 1:39 p.m.

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//Kiddos playing melee Kramer: Are you guys literally playing Melee? Kramer: I thought this was a real class Nick: Do you play melee? Kramer: Do I play melee? I'm 25, I grew up on melee //Hands him a controller

#7188

1212

Feb. 2, 2018, 1:15 p.m.

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//In Stat Shwetha: Hey, Mr. Schwartz, can you scroll down? Stein: Fact check, I'm not Mr. Schwartz Shwetha: Oh, sorry, I had Schwartz all of last semester Stein: Don't worry, it's not that bad. At least you didn't call me Mr. Pham

#7187

35

Feb. 2, 2018, 8:51 a.m.

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Debkanya: Interesting how so much of youtube is blocked but NRA TV isn't.

#7185

1517

Feb. 1, 2018, 8:30 p.m.

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//street types stuff into his computer //the computer beeps at him Street: Oh, shut up. *smacks screen*

#7184

1313

Feb. 1, 2018, 8:17 p.m.

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Student 1: What did I miss in Pham? *class starts snickering* Student 2: (muttering) street food and vegetables

#7183

1616

Feb. 1, 2018, 5:52 p.m.

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Clay: Anyone want to share the story that they just wrote? //everyone raises their hand Clay: Your story can't be about death or torture or anything like that, by the way. //everyone lowers their hand

#7182

77

Feb. 1, 2018, 5:41 p.m.

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Moose: Ugh Mr. Moose is such a damn fascist.

#7180

99

Feb. 1, 2018, 5:35 p.m.

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Pham: What you write was your errors for your SRP report? David: Well, I did a math project, so... Pham: Why you do math? Is BORING.