#7048

88

Dec. 15, 2017, 1:02 p.m.

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Schafer: You can't fall any more than the ball in front of you in free fall. Fall fall fall! Arthur: It's winter. Schafer: Well actually it's not officially winter until next week. So... FALL FALL FALL!!!

#7045

1111

Dec. 14, 2017, 5:18 p.m.

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Schafer: This is the coolest thing you'll see today. Chad: I don't believe you. Schafer: Oh yeah? Wanna make a bet? Chad: Uh, sure. Schafer: Here's how sure I am that I'll win. If you don't think it's cool, then you can have my job.

#7042

610

Dec. 13, 2017, 2:14 p.m.

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Nicole: Here's a band-aid for your sanity. Ivy: It'll bleed through.

#7036

55

Dec. 13, 2017, 10:44 a.m.

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Whitacre: What use is French except for negotiating a surrender?

#7034

2121

Dec. 12, 2017, 8:12 p.m.

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Kevin X.: Wait...BDSM isn't a class in the Blair course booklet

#7033

88

Dec. 12, 2017, 6:55 p.m.

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Clay: As you can see, I wrote this model essay. It's flawless. A sentence from aforementioned essay: Her hope his agonized eyes would never again plead with me.

#7032

66

Dec. 12, 2017, 6:52 p.m.

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//a student walks into Street's room Street: Hey. It's nice to see you! Student: Nice to see you too, Mr. Street. Street: Thanks for lying. *pretends to be touched* Thanks for your emotional support.

#7031

012

Dec. 12, 2017, 12:49 p.m.

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//Talking about PChem Joseph: Water is a very bad buffer. Tyler: Everything is a buffer! Joseph: I'm not a buffer. Tyler: You are a buffer! Joseph: Well, I am buffer than you.

#7030

44

Dec. 11, 2017, 11:21 a.m.

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Paul: Hold on people, let me update the list of dead people.

#7029

1212

Dec. 10, 2017, 9:01 a.m.

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Pham: They took away my mercury. Even look up in the ceiling because I hide it up there. It very easy to do.