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⚐ Report//Advanced Geometry Rose: I would totally watch a compilation of Steven reading clickbait titles out loud.
#7982
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⚐ Report//Complex, in the middle of a lecture Abigail (speaking rapidly): I need a red pen to draw this colorful advertisement about communism and against capitalism!!! //Schwartz passes over a red pen Rtse: Mr. Schwartz, you should have asked for money. Schwartz: I was giving the pen for free since it was paid for by the hard-working taxpayers by this county. This shows the inherent corruption of capitalist society.
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⚐ Report//Complex, discussing analytic functions //Schwartz writes "Analyticity" on the board Joseph: If there's analyticity, then what about analytize? Schwartz: ... I am now hesitant to coin terms based off the word "analytic", because it contains a word... that appears on your transcript. About 5 years ago, I had this student named Teddy. He convinced me to use the word "analicious" to denote being happy about a function being analytic. He totally knew what he was doing, but I was completely unaware and kept saying it for 2-3 weeks.
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⚐ ReportKaluta: Some people have died running their hair dryer in the tub... Kaluta: That's Darwin in action.
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⚐ Report//Bracklinn lost her Wallops Form Sloe: You're an absolute mess. I hope you know that.
#7977
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⚐ ReportNate: This is thermo Robert: Who teaches it? Nate: Jorgensen Robert (not knowing Jorgensen is behind him): That’s a made up word
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⚐ Report//Rate My Teachers Review Cuadrado First Review: If you can't take the fuego, hasta luego!
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⚐ Report//Complex Schwartz: From here on, every even day should be publicly declared to be odd. But then, once school starts, Ms. Fus should whisper to the intercom: "It's actually an even day!" Then, *maybe* the snow will finally stop on even days.
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⚐ Report//Entomology 5th Jonathan: A true "Berkowitz Grenade" would be a single sesame seed. Carl: No, that's a Berkowitz Bullet.
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⚐ Report//Advanced Geometry //Dzhu is at the computer, drawing a diagram with Geogebra. Reynald stands watching Rose: Can we just have Reynald? He's easier to control. //later, as Reynald draws and the class explains the proof to Rose Rose: This is great, my responsibilities are shrinking, one by one, until I don't need to do anything.