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#7151
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: The king was like, I give you land to make up for the bad things I did. Just let the monks go muhmuhmnnn for several centuries.
#7150
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⚐ ReportGroup of students standing in class Mr.Charles: Hey guys I would appreciate it if we didn't use marijuana scented deodorant, thank you.
#7149
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⚐ ReportSchafer: Who's in magnet PE? //a few students tentatively raise their hands Schafer: *cackles* Oh magnet PE is so fun to watch.
#7147
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⚐ Report// Bunday is subbing for Poli Stat when Pham walks in Bunday: Mr. Pham, do you have a pass to get here? Pham: Yeah. I have pass everywhere!
#7141
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⚐ Report//Pchem, see #7139. PHam discusses how the upperclassmen must be chaperones because there aren't enough teachers. Wensen: Mr. Pham, if I become a chaperone for 10 students, and I bring back 9, do I still get an A?
#7139
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⚐ Report//pd 4 pchem Pham: You all go chaperone my field trip to science conference in April. This because last time I lost the students, so you watch over them. Maggie: YOU LOST THE STUDENTS?? Pham: I only lose 12! Maggie: You actually lost twelve students?! Pham: They don’t know how to use metro, they get lost and their parents pick them up!
#7138
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: you can you kill so many of your wives until people are like, "woah what's going on here?"
#7137
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⚐ ReportShiv: When you wish you were 21 so you could drown your petty miseries in harmful substances... Shiv: So you have to resort to Diet Coke and Kirby music instead
#7134
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⚐ Report//in freshman phys schafer: now, if i took chad's phone chad: *glances up from phone* schafer: and smashed it into tiny pieces so i could take ppick out the camera flash, that would be an example of a capacitator