#11733

77

April 11, 2023, 3:12 p.m.

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Victor: I like to eat cake. Victor: I'm trying to limit my intake. Victor: I only ate half in one week.

#11732

55

April 11, 2023, 8:41 a.m.

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Schwartz: Now I need to take out the trash. Schwartz: Take out in a mafioso way.

#11731

1313

April 5, 2023, 10:16 p.m.

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Schwartz: “Quizzes aren’t hard if you just get the questions right.”

#11730

2222

April 5, 2023, 10:15 p.m.

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Schwartz: “Now, on the left here, we have this thing on the ground called ‘grass’”. Schwartz: “For the first time in some of your lives, you might even get to touch it!”

#11728

99

March 30, 2023, 4:42 p.m.

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Bosse: I'm going to teach Genetics -- did any of you sign up for that? //no hand-raises Bosse: What's wrong with you guys?!

#11726

1010

March 30, 2023, 12:25 p.m.

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Yunyi: Everything in physics doesn't like to change... except for liberals.

#11725

1212

March 29, 2023, 4:52 p.m.

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Stein: The chaAaAaArt is back! We haven't used it for a couple units. I missed it. //some students exclaim "chaAaAaArt" Armand, quietly: Stat student mating call.

#11724

1515

March 29, 2023, 1:15 p.m.

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Bosse: I've been at blair since 1992. You can do the m-a-t-h. Johnny: That's longer than we've been alive. // Later Bosse: Don't call it dodgeball. Call it avoidance ball.

#11723

99

March 29, 2023, 1:04 p.m.

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Bosse: So many emails! Bosse: It seems like nobody cares about me until the end of the quarter.

#11722

1212

March 29, 2023, 12:46 p.m.

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Andy: Every time I fix an issue, 20 more issues pop up. Foster: That's right! This is why I've stopped doing software development after 20 years.