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#11691

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March 16, 2023, 6:54 p.m.

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Anderson: When you open your eyes, look in a random direction ... //later Katz: But Mr Anderson, I can't look in a random direction, only an arbitrary one! Anderson: I am told that every year.

#11690

88

March 16, 2023, 6:51 p.m.

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//Hammond visited to tell us about Puzzlepalooza and its origin Hammond: You would show up to school on time, have nothing to do for two hours, and get hit by a car when you go to Starbucks. Hammond: Then we made Puzzlepalooza, and everyone loved it, and nobody died that year. Hammond, quietly: Nobody died in the previous years. That's a joke. I guess it's too early for jokes. //later Hammond, to Bosse: These are good questions they're asking. Is this your Ravenclaw class? //later, after Hammond left Bosse: No questions? You had so many questions for Mr ... what's-his-name. Sudhish: Why don't you know his name? Bosse: There's so many Peters running around here!

#11689

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March 16, 2023, 2:55 p.m.

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Evelyn: My filter has more- Evelyn: What's the word for when it absorbs water? Evelyn: Pervy?

#11688

012

March 16, 2023, 2:17 p.m.

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Anderson: Prepositions! Anderson: Above, below, before, after, among! Sean: Among us?

#11687

-13

March 16, 2023, 12:57 p.m.

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//suffering in kabir bankole’s class kabir: you must deny reality

how is he paid money

kabir

#11686

99

March 16, 2023, 12:38 p.m.

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rose: every time you draw a triangle you get smarter

//mod note: ΔΔΔΔΔΔΔΔΔΔΔΔ now i'm a genius

triangle, rose

#11685

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March 16, 2023, 9:54 a.m.

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O'Donovan: I'm betting that I can make 5 people sleep in class today.

#11684

88

March 15, 2023, 10:06 a.m.

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Rose: An infinite number of people can fit on a beanbag chair. That's just a beanbag fact.

#11683

99

March 15, 2023, 10:03 a.m.

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Rose: we all share a car and a house, aww how cute, it's like a little hippie commune!

#11682

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March 15, 2023, 9:52 a.m.

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// half day all period day Smolen: Teachers are quitting left and right. Why not bring down the whole school system?