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⚐ ReportSmolen: Bollywood had enough people to cast the Montagues and Catapults. Smolen: I've been so traumatized by Shakespeare that I will never say their names correctly.
#13224
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⚐ ReportTiancheng: "This group has, like, a nice personality and all, but we don't care about them. Tiancheng: "Just like Magnet kids."
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⚐ ReportGlenn: Baby mantids are not liquid like cats, but they can fit through a lot of things.
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⚐ Report//Pd. 4 FOT, Natalie aims the hot glue gun at someone Natalie: I have 2nd admendment rights, bro
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⚐ ReportJorgensen: that's what happens when the pressure is too high Jorgensen: You guys turn into neodymium magnets
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⚐ ReportGlenn: Now that Sam is about to go into high school, I can't tell stories about him anymore. Glenn: So no more stories about the pocket worms, beads up the nose, shorts cut into fringes...or the booger wall. Glenn: Both of my kids just had a section of the wall next to their bed where they would put their boogers.
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⚐ ReportArthur: Arlynda! Mrs. Arlynda! Sai: Who's that!? Sai: Wait [Mrs. Jorgensen's] first name is Arlynda? Sai: I didn't know that because I respect her too much! Sai: I only know the first names of teachers I don't respect. Arthur: Like Lodal? Sai: well he gives that information out for free