#9188

79

Sept. 28, 2021, 11:46 a.m.

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Toby: Wait, Mr. Lodal, you believe in the vaccine? Lodal: Yeah Toby: How can you call yourself a science teacher???

#9185

79

Sept. 23, 2021, 3:33 p.m.

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// in marine bio Hui: Damselfish are hard to kill. Also cheap. Pretty, cheap, and hard to kill. Hui, under his breath: Like me!

#9184

1010

Sept. 22, 2021, 3:21 p.m.

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Asher: I'm so glad you didn't find all the, uh, Shrek porn on my phone

#9183

111

Sept. 17, 2021, 4:40 p.m.

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Lodal: You could just be the poop emoji! That's acceptable in this class! You can just be three poop emojis!

#9182

44

Sept. 15, 2021, 4:25 p.m.

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// derivative notation Schwartz: Clearly, you all have strong opinions already! And if you don't, you will in ten seconds! // D_x(f)|_c Schwartz: And raise your hand if you like this one ... // no one raises hand Schwartz: Good, good! You shouldn't like that one. It's bad and it should feel bad.

#9181

1012

Sept. 15, 2021, 4:22 p.m.

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// discussing Law of Ones Schwartz: What do you do when none of 0, 1, -1, 2, -2 are roots of the polynomial? // students suggest things like Rational Root Theorem Schwartz: You cry! You cry before you try something like the Rational Root Theorem!

#9180

1111

Sept. 15, 2021, 4:17 p.m.

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Schwartz: All of life's problems can be solved with Ctrl-Z.

#9179

88

Sept. 14, 2021, 4:10 p.m.

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Lodal: You're not supposed to have fun in class? Lodal: Who lied to you? That's terrible. No wonder you hate school.

#9178

1616

Sept. 14, 2021, 2:53 p.m.

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Rose: mean teachers, or maybe good teachers, idk same thing

#9177

15

Sept. 13, 2021, 2:39 p.m.

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"Don't apologize for having big feet!"