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#7133
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⚐ Report//Pham walks into pd 8 calculus holding a giant wrapped chocolate bar with two bites out of it Pham: I don't believe this! I left my chocolate on the table and the mice got it!
#7131
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⚐ Reportmr. charles: If you want a physical quiz, raise your hand. //everyone except izzee raises their hand //mr.charles sighs mr. charles: If you want a written quiz, raise your hand. //only izzee raises her hand //mr.charles sighs some more
#7129
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⚐ ReportAnderson: When people die, they die heroically. *Puts hand over chest* I've been shot! Tell my family that I did this for them. *falls on ground* Anderson: But when animals die, it's not heroic at all. *Waves hands around* Oh shit I'm dying, help me!
#7128
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⚐ ReportNoah Singer: I had a nightmare last night that this monster told me ZFC was absolutely consistent. I killed it with a shopping cart.
#7118
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⚐ Report//Rne, giving Eric a hard time about science bowl again. Alan: Hey stop being mean to my friend bro Street: You have friends?
#7115
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⚐ ReportWensen: I'm pretty sure that if I doused you in isoporpyl and lit you on fire it would be more than your hair that burned.
#7112
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⚐ Report//Student is doing Spanish HW, Rose looks over her shoulder Rose: What Spanish are you in? 1? 2? Student: 4 Rose: Woah, shouldn't you be done learning "gustar" by now?
#7110
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⚐ Report//on the bus Priyanka: I did it again. Andrew: You lost your phone? Harris: Check your backpack, it’s usually there. //frantically looks through first pocket of backpack Priyanka: I can feel it at the bottom! //frantically looks in the bottom of every pocket Priyanka: wait... //looks down in lap, realizes that her phone is there