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#13314

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April 17, 2024, 4:56 p.m.

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Leo: Look at Jason’s thing! Leo: there’s hairs up there

#13313

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April 17, 2024, 2:48 p.m.

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Seat: So in Vietnam they had the Cu Chi tunnels. Ray: I'm sorry, what did you say the tunnels were called? Coochie? Seat: Yeah, they were called the Cu Chi tunnels. // Class starts laughing

#13312

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April 17, 2024, 12:59 p.m.

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Mr Demma: “Sometimes Lana Del Rey makes me want to stretch out at the pool at a cheap motel and drink a bottle of bourbon”

#13311

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April 17, 2024, 12:09 p.m.

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Justin: You know, Ella should marry a guy with the last name Hu, and [hyphenate] her last name Justin: So she will be Ella Wu-Hu. Justin: And she should have a son to be a soccer player. a very short one, but that's beside the point. Justin: So people will go WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO

#13307

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April 17, 2024, 9:19 a.m.

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Grace: purple, purple, purple, purple, purple, purple, purple, purple, purple, purple, purple, purple, purple, purple, purple, purple Eric: how have you not jamais vu'ed on the word purple yet? Grace: I'M GONNA JAMAIS VU ON YOU IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP

#13306

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April 17, 2024, 9:17 a.m.

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// SMOB video, Sami Saeed talks about what he did the past year Grace: Narcissist!

#13305

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April 16, 2024, 2:46 p.m.

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Rose: Did you guys know there's no school Monday. It's like a fake day Sai: A faux day Rose: yeah you're gonna have a video assignment Natalie: womp womp Rose: womp womp is right!

#13304

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April 15, 2024, 3:12 p.m.

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// Katz has his head shaved Glenn: Wow! Look at that! What was the inspiration? Katz: Katzolicism.

#13303

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April 15, 2024, 12:33 p.m.

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Will Roe: I’d really like to slap someone

#13301

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April 15, 2024, 12:30 p.m.

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Leo: Jason, can I put your sex cell quote on Blairbash Jason Yao: No Leo: Why not? Peter: say gex Ziyad: but flareon is better Ziyad: I tried it trust Eric Shi: *shows an image of a certain dictator wearing sunglasses* Gugan: no way ziyad's favorite munting buddy!!!! Jeffery: If you say "guillotine" (with hard L) you're gonna be killed by the french teacher Leo: With a guillotine? (pronounced with hard L) Jerry Lu: (enters with math packet for Wallops) Will Roe: Yo can I see Schwartz: NO! He has sworn to secrecy! Jerry: I want to be guillotined! (still pronounced with hard L) Eric Shi: Oh oh oh no (running away) Eric Shi: Guys I think a bee entered the room Jerry: Point and laugh at the bee! Will Roe: (points and laughs) Eric Shi: I'm not doing that (hides in corner) Jerry: Oh wait that actually looks more like a wasp than a bee. I don't want that smoke Eric: (runs out of room)